What have you done to get revenge on your boss?

[RogertheBodger]

....... Carried on working for him.

 

[DurhamSparky]

reversed the van in to a dry stone wall then jumped out to check if the wall was ok as i was not paying for that to be fixed...

usual ball sack around cup...

when i was working in a "special place" in london on my final posting with the royal navy i tried on a very nice italian suit handmade with nice handmade shoes as well... after trying this all on i "tommy tanked" in to the pocket and pushed it together....! on teh way out i picked up a tin of Lynx gravity deodarant and locked the door....!!! i will mention no names of who the suit belonged to but lets just say he was high up...! PM me if you want the name!

 

[tidyboiler]

I used to work as a receptionist/secretary for several Car Salesman, one who was particularly sexist. One day he started showing off in front of his fellow car traders and put his arm around my shoulders, saying "Ah, here she is, my beautiful woman who is going to make coffee for us all.....".... well I just saw red so proceeded to make said coffee as instructed; they all thanked me and said what a gem I was. I always wondered if they could taste the soapy water freshly squeezed from the mop bucket! :26:

 

[Geordie Spark]

I used to work as a receptionist/secretary for several Car Salesman, one who was particularly sexist. One day he started showing off in front of his fellow car traders and put his arm around my shoulders, saying "Ah, here she is, my beautiful woman who is going to make coffee for us all.....".... well I just saw red so proceeded to make said coffee as instructed; they all thanked me and said what a gem I was. I always wondered if they could taste the soapy water freshly squeezed from the mop bucket! :26:

I've often wondered what ye put in my coffee pet. :sick: uke:


:love:

 

[tidyboiler]

I've often wondered what ye put in my coffee pet. :sick: uke:



















:love:

Usually Johnnie Walker, pet.:biggrin5:

 

[Geordie Spark]

Usually Johnnie Walker, pet.:biggrin5:

Yes pet.

(I'm sitting here waiting for the bits for me car to be delivered ....... still no sign of them. )

 

[tidyboiler]

Yes pet.

(I'm sitting here waiting for the bits for me car to be delivered ....... still no sign of them. )

Oh bugger. Hope they come. x:86:

 

[trev]

The pipe monkey who incidentally is a great lad, a pleasure to work with as he's always having a laugh. Now the gaffer, who everyone hated, was a horrible fat slug who didn't have a clue about anything but somehow got a boatload of graft and kept us all busy, and somehow or other had a very fit wife. Pipe monkey was sent to do a job there and had "refreshments" with her, I know this to be true because he took pictures to show us all

 

[1shortcircuit]

The pipe monkey who incidentally is a great lad, a pleasure to work with as he's always having a laugh. Now the gaffer, who everyone hated, was a horrible fat slug who didn't have a clue about anything but somehow got a boatload of graft and kept us all busy, and somehow or other had a very fit wife. Pipe monkey was sent to do a job there and had "refreshments" with her, I know this to be true because he took pictures to show us all

Did he slip her is length.... Of pipe

 

[trev]

I think that's an acceptable euphemism 1SC

 

[tidyboiler]

Yes pet.

(I'm sitting here waiting for the bits for me car to be delivered ....... still no sign of them. )

I've just had me cavities filled. :gorgeous:

 

[trev]

Aint you the lucky one (fnarr fnarr)

 

[Geordie Spark]

I've just had me cavities filled. :gorgeous:

Sayin' nowt pet :38:

 

[Plonker 3]

I've just had me cavities filled. :gorgeous:

 

[trev]

nothing yet....,

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