What's on the Santa list

[KevinS]

Well then what we hoping that Santa brings us?
and none of this - young blonde from up the street or world peace cos we know its not going to happen - ever

neither is a pay rise!

 

[Silly Sausage]

Santa's reindeer will be getting more than a carrot off me this year.

 

[KevinS]

No I'd rather have the necklace kevin

I would rather have the £5k, necklaces never seem to suit me, especially those glittery dangley ones. I just can't seem to get the make-up and false lashes just right. But I have mastered the underwear and high heels (only allowed to practice when the missus is out!)
ps - just kidding - before you lot start asking for photos!

 

[SirKit Breaker]

Nothing.

Can we stop giving and recieving it's costing me a fortune. Id rather just have the christmas dinner and pudding and that be the end of it.

Bah humbug

I will go with that, and some beer and smokes as well.

 

[Octopus]

If I can't eat it, drink it or my wife hasn't picked it then I probably won't want it!

 

[SirKit Breaker]

I literally always get bottles of shampoo/body wash each year.....on my dressing table i literally have about 50bottles accumulated over the years, i get that much, i could literally open an online f{UK and slazenger shampoo shop i've accumulated that much stock.

Either people think i smell or im that much of an awkward human being nobody knows what to buy me.

Or both :ihih:

 

[SirKit Breaker]

Ferrari F430 AGAIN

Porsche 933 AGAIN


I am starting to disbelieve this Santa cobblers, i had my first doubts when i was 8, and didn't get a bloody train set that i asked for. Last year i asked for the Ferrari, and got a LED torch. Either i have been bad, or he isn't listening