Whats the sauciest thing you have encountered on site?

[bigbaddave]

Hi Guys, Time to spill. Whilst on a job what have you seen or done???

My husband wont be home till 5?!?!?!?

Be honest peeps

 

[Jimmy Boy]

Once walked in on a woman in her late 60s sat on the toilet, wasnt a pleasant sight.

Did it look like a Bull dog that had just eaten a mayonnaise and Thistle sandwich ?
J

 

[Plonker 3]

Did it look like a Bull dog that had just eaten a mayonnaise and Thistle sandwich ?
J

Yes she did. just seen her face look up as I walked in, think I will have to get the mind bleach out again now thankyou.

 

[sparks1973]

there was this time i had to go and do a periodic at this rented house....
was just taking the lid of ov the 2D to get an R1 R2...when i noticed a strange lookin bottle on the shelf....
upon reading the label i noticed it killed various things....such as lice, crabs and scabies mites....
next point to test was in the bedroom......right over the bed that point was.....
imagine the fear i felt of something `leaping off` onto me...

 

[Bobster]

Not another Pink Handcuff thread ?
J

I thaught exactly the same thing.

 

[ayjay]

o,h and a po-n vid (vhs) on top of the wadrobe in the a nursing home, it was of the fella& his wife that lived in an attached flat- his wife and him starred in the vid
we borrowed it over a weekend to take a gander:laugh3:

 

[sparks1973]

o,h and a po-n vid (vhs) on top of the wadrobe in the a nursing home, it was of the fella& his wife that lived in an attached flat- his wife and him starred in the vid
we borrowed it over a weekend to take a gander:laugh3:

and did they warrent an `oscar`?..lol...

 

[Fin170]

Moving draws around and one of the draws shot open revealing a load of a women's under garments, me and friend chuckled like little girls

Same friend found a 'attachable rigid marital aid' which found itself attached to a giant teddy bear that eventually ended up airborne in my direction....whilst under cabinets, was not amused

 

[sparks1973]

Moving draws around and one of the draws shot open revealing a load of a women's under garments, me and friend chuckled like little girls

Same friend found a 'attachable rigid marital aid' which found itself attached to a giant teddy bear that eventually ended up airborne in my direction....whilst under cabinets, was not amused

and were you successful in dodging the marital aid?...

 

[RobRuss]

never expected stuff like this, lhahaha

 

[Jimmy Boy]

The only Marital aid I need is a pair of Beer glasses, well actually Specsavers have two for one on..in case the first pair fall off...

 

[Des 56]

Never mind the sex toys and used condoms that we have all encountered on occasion
I wouldn't have liked posting this if "Pink One" was still around because my wife has always told me, I'm a one woman man


One lasting memory for me was unscrewing a pendant in the early morning sun drenched lounge where a Mother and nightgown/negligee clad daughter were(innocently) sitting talking whilst I worked on steps at the pendant,my mate was working upstairs

The angle of the sunshine through the patio doors reflecting on said georgeous big breasted daughter,it made the garment absolutely see through, and she had nothing, and I mean nothing, under that nightgown thing
I can give you a guarantee, the hair on her head was not her natural colour

The screws went in then out,then in,then out, the pendant remained,I called my mate to get in there and have an attempt whilst I stood there advising and making small talk with the women
The amount of time spent on that light fitting would have broken any Guiness book of records,it was the only removal job of a light fitting that involved an erection

 

[sparks1973]

Never mind the sex toys and used condoms that we have all encountered on occasion
I wouldn't have liked posting this if "Pink One" was still around because my wife has always told me, I'm a one woman man


One lasting memory for me was unscrewing a pendant in the early morning sun drenched lounge where a Mother and nightgown/negligee clad daughter were(innocently) sitting talking whilst I worked on steps at the pendant,my mate was working upstairs

The angle of the sunshine through the patio doors reflecting on said georgeous big breasted daughter,it made the garment absolutely see through, and she had nothing, and I mean nothing, under that nightgown thing
I can give you a guarantee, the hair on her head was not her natural colour

The screws went in then out,then in,then out, the pendant remained,I called my mate to get in there and have an attempt whilst I stood there advising and making small talk with the women
The amount of time spent on that light fitting would have broken any Guiness book of records,it was the only removal job of a light fitting that involved an erection

you mean you quickly identified the situation.....and recognesed the `fault` in the rose....then sent your mate upstairs so you could `concentrate` on what you were doing Des.?....lol..

 

[Des 56]

you mean you quickly identified the situation.....and recognesed the `fault` in the rose....then sent your mate upstairs so you could `concentrate` on what you were doing Des.?....lol..

I wish
God forbid,but if dementia eventually sets in,I hope that memory will be one of the last to leave me :sailor:

 

[SKY]

Was once doing some work with my original guv (prob 2002) when I was a lad in someones house.
The lady in her early 30s was making us tea and cakes all day and seemed to be flirting quite a lot.
I was laying on the floor in the kitchen fighting a cable run under the floor board that my guv was rodding from the other room.
The lady "on purpose" stood right over me while I was laying on the floor with a shortish skirt, she then pulled her thong over to 1 side showing all and sundry and stood there for a few seconds before grabbing my hand for a 2 second rub she then just walked away!!!!

 

[sparks1973]

I wish
God forbid,but if dementia eventually sets in,I hope that memory will be one of the last to leave me :sailor:

hey its only natural....