Whats the sauciest thing you have encountered on site?

[bigbaddave]

Hi Guys, Time to spill. Whilst on a job what have you seen or done???

My husband wont be home till 5?!?!?!?

Be honest peeps

 

[Robotstar5]

Used to enjoy taking the apprentices on jobs in the sewing room at Longbridge, particularly if it was a fault on the footpedals that operated the machines. We would send him under the table where one of the girls would grab his head and shove it between her legs, if he was lucky she'd have no underwear on!

 

[trev]

I have a nasty habit of dropping my screwdriver in the underwear draw.

Disgusting, if you did that in my wife or daughter's drawers I'd cripple you

 

[trev]

One site overlooked some older built houses. Every Tuesday morning one quite attractive woman used to do her housework in the buff.

 

[Robotstar5]

One site overlooked some older built houses. Every Tuesday morning one quite attractive woman used to do her housework in the buff.

Shame you only worked there on Thursdays?

 

[Jimmy Boy]

Disgusting, if you did that in my wife or daughter's drawers I'd cripple you

if he did that in my wife's drawers,he would defiantly end up crippled....Pyscologically ..
J

 

[i=p/u]

it is kinda pervy big dave,, deliberately tipping the drawer out.... filth bag

 

[Andy Rouse]

Every type of legal sex toy, legal mag or video, blow up dolls of all types, some legal non prescription sex drug stuff - just about everything you can imagine and quite a bit you don't want to. I was changing light fittings in a **** warehouse. the girls working there told me it's like selling beans after a while - but where is the sauce!

 

[rich67577]

well ive seen it all in my time sex toys naked pic shoot guns in cupboards
got a call from a friend a little while ago his round a mates house can i pop round a look at a light when u throw the bedroom switch the fuse tripped
so said to the lady need to get in to the loft she said if full you can’t so i just thought k ill move it
so as she turned her head up i go in to the loft
then i heard he say OH NO
well all i can say is nice factory up there my mate did not even no about it

also years ago worked in a church with a flat above it were the minster live my mate had already been in there and said to me his gay
i said how you no wait till were there so once in there he flick over a box of matches form a gay bar
k but we need real proof i said he said no way
so off i go snooping around like you do well i find this box by the bed with arse lube and rubber in and under the bed a door with leather straps nailed to it call my mate in he said enough is enough so i had to move this draw unit and as i did the draw fell open with a load of videos in it with titles like men at work tony big brother so i call my mate again he said don’t put one on well i said we need proof as the title might mean any think so we put one on well hardcore gay was an understatement and his a minster
also seen maggots crawling in people carpet dirty nappies behind the settee

my mate once we was working in a bathroom we a old lady walking in a took a **** with him in there she was 60 plus
ive seen it all in my time
even had people still in bed when working in their bed room and they got out of bed and scared the **** out of me as i did no no they was there

also no a freind doing councial rewires went in to a flat were a bloke lived to find dolls kids toys kids pic ect he rang the police and the carted the man off and charged him for being a pedo

also found used suringes crake pipes been offerd untold drugs when working in people houses

 

[Thefailsafe2012]

also years ago worked in a church with a flat above it were the minster live my mate had already been in there and said to me his gay
i said how you no wait till were there so once in there he flick over a box of matches form a gay bar
k but we need real proof i said he said no way
so off i go snooping around like you do well i find this box by the bed with arse lube and rubber in and under the bed a door with leather straps nailed to it call my mate in he said enough is enough so i had to move this draw unit and as i did the draw fell open with a load of videos in it with titles like men at work tony big brother so i call my mate again he said don’t put one on well i said we need proof as the title might mean any think so we put one on well hardcore gay was an understatement and his a minster

I woulda just taken my mates word for it

 

[ayjay]

this is a strange story from the past
i was working in ringwood, and didn,t have any lunch, so i went for a walk to the sandwich shop
on the way i saw a vhs video laying on the top of a low privit bush, i ignored it

once i had got my sandwich i walked back, it was still there so i picked it up and took it home, i played it-- lo&behold---2 guys in a bath bu--ing each other
each to their own i spose!

 

[sparks1973]

Walked in a house once to find human faeces on the hearth, later informed by the neighbour that the toilet hasn't worked for years. **** on the hearth, wait for it to go hard....on the coal fire it goes...sick!!

Once, Moved a chest of drawers to be haunted by a wierd hum for ten minutes...figured out it was coming from said chest of drawers..I'm sure the customer would of been gutted to reach over in their time of need to find their big black weapon had no juice. So I did the customary thing and turned it off!

Finally, just recently, did a re-wire while the cutsomer had gone on Holiday. He informed me when he left that his mate may stay over from time to time to "look after the house". Arrived on the second day, apprentice went upstairs, shouted me to come look. Went in, he's sitting on the bed flicking through a karma sutra 365 book (my back ached just looked at some of the positions) along with a pleasure box (lube, rubbers and the like). Sure to say that wasn't there the day before, his mate had been doing a grand job of looking after the house...legend! Safe to say after we moved it around a bit, there was no further evidance of him staying over again!

is that to `bake a cake`..?...

 

[trev]

also found used suringes crake pipes been offerd untold drugs when working in people houses

Crikey, I think I need some drugs to make sense of that mate

 

[sparks1973]

Walked in a house once to find human faeces on the hearth, later informed by the neighbour that the toilet hasn't worked for years. **** on the hearth, wait for it to go hard....on the coal fire it goes...sick!!

Once, Moved a chest of drawers to be haunted by a wierd hum for ten minutes...figured out it was coming from said chest of drawers..I'm sure the customer would of been gutted to reach over in their time of need to find their big black weapon had no juice. So I did the customary thing and turned it off!

Finally, just recently, did a re-wire while the cutsomer had gone on Holiday. He informed me when he left that his mate may stay over from time to time to "look after the house". Arrived on the second day, apprentice went upstairs, shouted me to come look. Went in, he's sitting on the bed flicking through a karma sutra 365 book (my back ached just looked at some of the positions) along with a pleasure box (lube, rubbers and the like). Sure to say that wasn't there the day before, his mate had been doing a grand job of looking after the house...legend! Safe to say after we moved it around a bit, there was no further evidance of him staying over again!

is that what they call `coals from newcastle`...newcastle under lyme that is?..lol
or were they just `stoking` the fires?...lol
:joker:

 

[Mitch]

I once did a economy 7 rad in a prostitutes house, i had to arrange with the landlord (pimp) to gain access.

 

[sjhall]

Not on a job, but one of my tenants left this behind