Where's the toilets Mate!!!!! ....... OMG!

[Spoon]

Careful pet .. yer giving the game away here.

I'm tryin' t' convince these lads that yer my 25 year old nymphomaniac toy girl.

(well, part of that's true ...)

You mean she's a toy and not real... I heard them types of dolls are really expensive...

 

[Geordie Spark]

You mean she's a toy and not real... I heard them types of dolls are really expensive...

This one's as cheap as chips mate.

 

[Spoon]

This one's as cheap as chips mate.

lmao.. someones getting beaten up tonight over that comment....

 

[Geordie Spark]

lmao.. someones getting beaten up tonight over that comment....

Nah! ............... her bark is worse than her bite.

 

[mechelec]

People are soft now. I used to work on a site and the crapper was a small shed over a hole in the ground. There was a wooden plank with a hole in that you sat on. When the turd mountain reached the plank they filled in the hole and moved the shed over a new hole. I guess some of the grass grows really well in places.

 

[shanky887614]

Way back in the 70's, I bought a sticker which said "I've seen the toilets at Santa Pod Raceway".................. and oh my god were they a sight to behold! The men's backed onto the women's and they were literally a long piece of wood with holes in with a running sewer underneath. It became an art to hold your breath long enough to have a wee and run like the clappers. uke:

did some electrical work on a pig breeding farm once, in the birthing shed, now that was a stench.

to give you an idea it took a couple days to wash the smell away and was getting moaned at about how many times my clothes had to go through the washer to get smell out. (wore a set of supplied white overalls over the top)

beauty was couldn't smell anything for a week after.


one of the farm hands put there arm shoulder deep in the septic tank to get the cover out. it was nearly full because they couldn't empty it because i was helping instal the plc circuit that day to run it

 

[Darkwood]

At least its re-sited to a new clean dig.... my pic is of a toilet that hasn't been cleaned in many a year and it stunk ....outdoors the bacteria is broken down and nature covers up in a bog cubical it festers and becomes a health hazard... im not adverse to doing what bears do in the woods but i expect hygiene when indoors and in use.

 

[Guest111]

Near me used to be the old Vulcan works,they built a lot of trains for many years and I had the pleasure of working with one of their sparks on a few occasions,he used to tell me many a tale about the Vulcan, the toilets were a long trough with a board with holes in and they had a man in there who used to time you.If you were in too long he'd send a flaming ball of screwed up paper floating down the trough to get you out.Another strange thing was the "village" it was a small hamlet built next door to the works for some of the workers and eventually they decided to put electric in,however light bulbs were expensive as was electric so my mates job as an apprentice was to etch V W (vulcan works) into all the bulbs used in the factory and every so often he had to go around the houses and check to see if anyone had stolen any to use at home.
Anson Engine Museum
this was produced by a good friend of mine who was tragically killed a few years ago.

 

[Des 56]

In the colliery,the toilet was anywhere you could point your bum

Most would use a shovel and deposit it on the carrier belt, for the attention of the guys on top pit of course, manually screening the coal,the stink also travelled long distances in them there confined tunnels

With the coal dust on, it was well disguised,it may even have been digested off the fingers of the lucky finder along with his sandwiches

 

[Guest111]

In the colliery,the toilet was anywhere you could point your bum

Most would use a shovel and deposit it on the carrier belt, for the attention of the guys on top pit of course, manually screening the coal,the stink also travelled long distances in them there confined tunnels

With the coal dust on, it was well disguised,it may even have been digested off the fingers of the lucky finder along with his sandwiches

And to think I always thought that soft brown coal was called lignite,lol

 

[Des 56]

And to think I always thought that soft brown coal was called lignite,lol

In this case I think lignite is a bit mellow

Consider it was sort of packed as a gel and had an explosive odour
It could be called lignite-gel or something simillar