Who tells the mosts lies for a living?

[malcolmsanford]

Every factory owner or manager that tells you after you have worked on their plant, well it was doing more than that before you rewired the circuit ...........

Insurance companies who take your money and then when you claim, pull out a 27 page document on why they aren't going to .................

Large sheds that tell you delivery in 28 days arrives in 50 and something is always missing ......................

Call centres in India when you phone and complain about your delivery is 20 days to late and they tell you it is now in the warehouse and will be loaded in the next couple of days ................how on earth can they know what is the warehouse in hemel Hempstead.

Finally me as there are still a few here where I work that think I know what i'm doing

 

[Phil]

solicitors,
anyone with kids (Santa) etc

 

[telectrix]

customers... " your cheque is in the post"

 

[RogertheBodger]

Bill Clinton - I did not have sexual relations with that woman

Neville Chamberlain - There will be peace in our time (just before WW2)

Tony Blair - Iraq has WMD they can launch at us in 1 hour (and a few other fibs)

 

[telectrix]

phoney blair, the biggest liar since harold wilson

 

[hopkins85]

Employees.

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[Spoon]

anyone with kids (Santa) etc

Come on Phil, that is only a little white lie, and doesnt harm anyone. besides when you take you kids to see Santa he usually has a nice goodlooking helper, so kids are happy and so are you.

I have to agree with telectrix and that politicians have to be the main culprits.

 

[Phil]

Come on Phil, that is only a little white lie, and doesnt harm anyone. besides when you take you kids to see Santa he usually has a nice goodlooking helper, so kids are happy and so are you.

I have to agree with telectrix and that politicians have to be the main culprits.

the helper certainly was good looking

 

[Phil]

politicians

ahh but was it a lie or the opposing parties spin? Politicians never lie

 

[Paul.M]

Car mechanics when you go in for a small fault and come out with a £300 bill for the 6 hours they spent on your car.

Double glazing salesman

Door to door gas and electricity companies that try to pretend to read your meter to get into your house. I always rip them to shreds.

Travel agents. "beautiful, peaceful, top hotel and only 5 minutes from the beach". Yeh if your in a sports car. Peaceful except for the building site next door. Top hotel when? 1943 when the ----'s used it for a head office!

Property landlords. "do this job cheaper and I'll give you all my houses to maintain".

Late night tv shopping channels. "ive lost 8 stone in 3 weeks by using the piece of plastic to do sit ups, and only for £150+ £20 p&p."


"earn £50k + per year and become a plumber"

 

[Phil]

"earn £50k + per year and become a plumber"

plumbers are on 50k a year

 

[flyingsausage]

You forgot "earn £50+ by becoming a spark in four weeks"

 

[Phil]

You forgot "earn £50+ by becoming a spark in four weeks"

nah sparks are on 80k a year

 

[flyingsausage]

I wish that were true

 

[Phil]

take a look at this rubbish then
" £52,000 a year is not unusual for brickies, while electricians and plumbers may command even more. Last year, jobs for electricians to work on the Channel Tunnel Rail Link paying £75,000 a year were advertised. Indeed, such is the allure of well-remunerated manual labour that there is at least one case of an Oxford graduate swapping her mortarboard for a blowtorch."