Why do some customers stand 6" behind you?

[South Spark]

Anyone else get this? Just changed a bathroom light and the customer spent the whole time virtually stood on the bottom rung of the step ladder staring at what I was doing. Not conducive to a good morning's work!

 

[Spoon]

Not sure what the bad headlines are though?

Neither am I.
I also don't get your comment in post #36.

 

[Jim_e_Jib]

Cause he may have an 18" schlong...........

Seems unlikely. Unless you have conducted a study to confirm otherwise.

 

[Squid]

Seems unlikely. Unless you have conducted a study to confirm otherwise.

I went to a fancy dress party once in Brixton, never seen so many people dressed up as a petrol pump with the "hose" slung over their shoulders..........

 

[Squid]

Neither am I.
I also don't get your comment in post #36.

Jeeeez you lot are are slow ooooh North........



Or you are trying to get me banned again.......... ;o)))))

 

[Spoon]

Jeeeez you lot are are slow ooooh North........



Or you are trying to get me banned again.......... ;o)))))

Yes, I'm slow. Its Monday... I don't switch my brain on until Friday.
Your above comment still doesn't explain your post #36...
What you getting banned for..?.. I'll get you a 'going away' cake if you do get banned. A little fairy cake will suit you..

 

[Toneyz]

SWD I took your comment referring to knife crime which is very high in Brixton and the customer having a six-inch knife. But please tell me that I have misinterpreted your reply, nevertheless, you still go on to make some sexual innuendo that you do to most threads. Where you the person on here that we got told was banned regarding the same?

 

[DPG]

Who knows? I haven't got a clue what this thread is about.

 

[Toneyz]

Who knows? I haven't got a clue what this thread is about.

It started out about customers standing watching you work.

 

[DPG]

Ah that was it. Ta.

 

[NDG Elecs]

I had a young lad (early 20's) recently that lay on his bed watching me lovingly as I changed a dsso face plate. It was a fiddly one with old brittle-ish cables so it took a wee while to do. I wasn't bothered TBH. Hopefully he might realise that doing a good job can take time sometimes. Customers lingering used to irk me but nowadays I'm less bothered. It's the chatty ones that get me especially when trying to concentrate on a carp installaton when fault finding. No end to end on a RFC with unidentified N's and CPC's so you don't know if you have the right ones etc, and the (lovely) customer is chatting away constantly. Pita!