Wise old or amusing sayings.

[remer1957]

I always remember some sayings passed down to me by sparkies who've gone before-'don't try to understand 'em, just make 'em off and gland 'em- 'red to red, black to black and cut out the shiny one'- 'is it metric or 'lectric?', just wondered if anyone else has any I can add to my list?

 

[Besoeker]

"Measure it twice. Cut it once."

 

[rapparee]

When pulling in cable it is better looking at it than looking for it.

 

[telectrix]

easier to cut a yard off than add an inch.

 

[LeeH]

You can only ---- with the c0ck you've got.

 

[Kamikaze]

If we get caught, you are deaf and I don’t speak English.

 

[Leesparkykent]

If we get caught, you are deaf and I don’t speak English.

No comprende :38:

 

[Kamikaze]

If it smells like BS and looks like BS, it’s BS! Putting sugar on it doesn’t make it a brownie!

 

[telectrix]

Line out first, in last.

 

[ian.settle1]

Red to Red, yellow to Yellow and Blue to bits

 

[telectrix]

if you can't fix it with a hammer, it's an electrical problem.

 

[Kamikaze]

If at first you don’t succeed, give up! No use being a fool about it!

 

[telectrix]

don't eat yellow snow.

if production want it doing yesterday, promise them next month, then compromise and do it week after next.

 

[shanky887614]

You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared!

 

[Deleted member 72666]

Whale eye beef hooked!