women.. queer breed

[bigbaddave]

Nice little earlier today.emergency call out last night which needed further work after getting the juice back on.. Anyway when I return she winges as we were supposed to be out...anyway I return at 12 and being paid to find that she just wants to stay in...

WOMEN.......

 

[Gage]

Our lass got me running around left and right buying an assortment of alcohols for a 'mad' night in. 2 hours later, doesn't fancy it anymore and just goes to bed.

WOMEN.........

 

[ian.settle1]

If a man was paid a £1 for every time he understand a woman he would be a billionaire at the end of his life.

 

[telectrix]

women ain't too hard to understand, pretty much like any other psychopath.

 

[Gage]

I would say infinite amounts of money. But it's alright, as long as the benefits outweigh the confusion! :53:

 

[ifindoubtdont]

My wifes name when translated from Native American Indian is "Walks round corner face like thunder" very apt.

 

[Kamikaze]

Newton’s third law of emotion: For every male action there is a female overreaction.

 

[MDJ]

women ain't too hard to understand, pretty much like any other psychopath.

:38:
Brilliant Tel, post of the week lmao, I have been married 20 years ish and have female offsprings and agree with your post, it is almost like they are another species haha

 

[trev]

Aye they're queer blokes, women. You spend the first 9 months of your existence waiting to get out then the rest of your life trying to bury yourself back in them

 

[SirKit Breaker]

I have a mate who has 3 women on the go. Now that is multitasking at its best, and women say that men cant multitask.
I have enough with mot being able to understand one, let alone 3, and i wont even start on my daughter, she is more volatile then the wife, at least with the wife i can usually work out when the explosion is going to happen.

 

[Dcf]

Got back from a job today at 2 .thought I'd come back and spend some time with the bairn and stuff.what you doing here was the reaction to my fatherly instincts.
had at least 10 other jobs I could have done.they are the eqivelant of the cart of nitro glycerine ready to go off at any time.

 

[robsparky1975]

Trevs post ha ha ha ,thats quote of the week,pmsl:iagree:

 

[robsparky1975]

With 2 daughters already and the prospect of another girl(baby due end march)can ypu all say a prayer for me please lol,getting bitch slapped around the head by a 2 year old must be a sign of things to come,help meeeeeee!!!!

 

[telectrix]

exploding the myth... women can multi task...... no they can't, they just manage to balls up several tasks at the same time, instead of logically 1 at a time, like us.

 

[RmBo_0]

I've always said women are like puppies. If you don't train them in the first six months you've blown it. Haha