Worst illness e v e r ! !

[CHRIS66]

I have chronic kidney disease


First got told 4 years ago ,had every test going still no good,been told will need dialysis within 4 years(worst)10 years best.Then transplant if lucky enough.


Self employed trying to get my mortgage paid off before things get worse (healthwise),got 2 kids 4 and 8 and hope to see em grow up

 

[Firebucket]

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Originally Posted by Firebucket
I have Eosinophilic esophagitis?

Basically I get a throat rebore every couple of years!!!!!!!!!

God that sounds bad
I cant even pronounce the illness.
Is it carried out by the NHS or Vauxhall ?

When I lived in London think I would have been better of with Vauxhall But now down in sunny Dorset ended up by chance with one of the leading consultants in wonky throat field? He uses my endoscopy photos in lectures all over the world unfortunately their not aloud to put my name on them! (thought it would be good advertising)

Although this sounds a bit pathetic compared to Chris66's prob's Bloody Hell mate that's savage I'd offer you mine but it's a bit gin soaked!

 

[SirKit Breaker]

Heamorroids

 

[JJPS]

Not exactly an illness, but, twisted testie!!

Nut the size of an orange, constantly wanting to walk "round" it!

Rushed through to hospital after going to doctors and having argument with receptionist along the lines of "Want to see a doctor", "doctor not available", "want to see a doctor really badly", "doctor not available", "want to see doctor or going to take all clothes off in reception!", "no doctor available".

Guess what. One was available after removing shirt, trousers and socks!! Then rushed into hospital!!!!!!

Operated on within 2 hours. God bless private health!!

 

[SirKit Breaker]

Not exactly an illness, but, twisted testie!!

Nut the size of an orange, constantly wanting to walk "round" it!

Rushed through to hospital after going to doctors and having argument with receptionist along the lines of "Want to see a doctor", "doctor not available", "want to see a doctor really badly", "doctor not available", "want to see doctor or going to take all clothes off in reception!", "no doctor available".

Guess what. One was available after removing shirt, trousers and socks!! Then rushed into hospital!!!!!!

Operated on within 2 hours. God bless private health!!

If thers no Doctor available tell the little Hitler on the reception desk you want a home visit. Always works, they must have a secret doctor somewhere ready to be wheeled out on just such occasions.

 

[DurhamSparky]

I had Viral Menegitis when I was 16, hospital for two weeks on a drip, had a lumber puncture (where they stick a needle in your lower spine and drain brain fluid from your head down the spine and out). 28 tablets a day whilst I was in Hospital. Fortunately I made a full recovery (not lost any limbs, etc) but have lost some of my short term memory. Oh well, I just write things down more often now. lol

i second that!!!

i was also 16 but the lumber puncture was attempted no less that 5 times before i passed out!!! in the end a short stay in hospital followed by 4 weeks of bed rest with about 20+ tabs a day! made me sick every time! the hospital could not directly link me to meningitis nor did they rule it out!!



i also suffer from Psoriasis and it aint getting no better!! and just recently been diagnosed with Dermatitis on my face!!! oh well another claim against the royal navy going in then!!!!

steve

 

[Notsosmart]

Not exactly an illness, but, twisted testie!!

Nut the size of an orange, constantly wanting to walk "round" it!

Rushed through to hospital after going to doctors and having argument with receptionist along the lines of "Want to see a doctor", "doctor not available", "want to see a doctor really badly", "doctor not available", "want to see doctor or going to take all clothes off in reception!", "no doctor available".

Guess what. One was available after removing shirt, trousers and socks!! Then rushed into hospital!!!!!!

Operated on within 2 hours. God bless private health!!

My eyes are watering just reading this
So how's the opera singing going?; no trouble hitting the high notes
sorry couldn't resist the obvious

 

[rocker]

My head fell off one time......

When I was younger I used to get SEVERE migraine - I have had a pool cue snapped over my head and can honestly say any movement, any light, any sound, any stimulus whatsoever was 100 times worse than that. Haven't had one for years *touch wood*

Ooh ooh and a double groinal/scrotal hernia was no picnic.

 

[kung]

For two yrs i was bad ! not that bad now but comes and goes started as sickly pains in lower gut/bowel area and diorea then went onto a bloated/sicky feeling then rumbling stomach with sicky feeling then severe upper stomach pains (doubled over driving from reading-oxford and oxford-reading) on returning home had couple of rennie and went to bed only to have to drive to hospital and told its a stomach ulser/s had meds and told if you vomit blood come back right away lol but meds should work and book in for a uhsltrnblugfbrtiuburthrtbhrt ! i cant remember but its a cam down throat ! i said i ent having a film crew down my throat sod that ! anyway doc says its IBS so happier with that as my farther passed away after having bowel cancer and it came back 3 times in 7 yrs and ended up with him needing half his pelvis removing etc etc so when i got the bowel probs that made my *** cheeks twitch i can tell ya ! anyway still have probs but im still NOT having any dam cam down my throat not for anything ! their have to knock me out first ! as i say whats to be will be ! but strange thing is if i have a drink dont get any probs so im going with IBS !
I do get lots of trapped wind though ! lol

 

[scotsparky]

I notice nobody has admitted to any STDs no peeing razors ect. I have been lucky crabs have been the worst but by "Jings" are they ichy

 

[Guest123]

Worst illness I ever had........Ex wife syndrome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! closely followed by mother-in-law itis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Bromd123]

Worst illness I ever had........Ex wife syndrome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! closely followed by mother-in-law itis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Funny you should mention that, ive got a terrible case of the latter at the moment lol

 

[Des 56]

This has got to be the No 1 thread for variations on a subject

Some of the illnesses described are extra nasty and anyone with any of these illnesses has my sympathy

These forums are very annonymous ,but reading the posts reminds us/me that there is a character and a life behind each username

I must be lucky,I (cross fingers )have no issues other than a bit of psoriasis on the elbow
I wish any of you well with your problems if they are still with you.

 

[solo2771]

My worst illness is kids, 5 of them now and as i write this one has been taken to hospital with breathing problems due to a cold (was in for a week before christmas with the same thing).
If we knew how much fear and panik they would bring us would we have kids?
My secound oldest has decided to make me into a grandad too at 44 (wonder if i will worry as much about my grandkids)
oh well at least i have had no ilness to speak of that are not alcohol induced and short lived.
Now wheres that vodka gone?