It was black eyed Friday alright. Got home from the Christmas party. Managed to get up the stairs but as I got into the bedroom, the room was spinning and the bed was going round and round. So I decided to wait until the bed came round again and tried to jump on it. But I missed and clipped the...
I hope none of you get your tinsel in a tangle and as you know, an electricians Christmas is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anyone else’s. We start drinking early and while everyone else is seeing only one Santa Claus, we’ll be seeing six or seven. Hopefully you all have...
One of my neighbours used to like Whitesnake even more than I do. I once played them so loud that he threw bricks at the windows so he could hear them better.:D
Episode 1 of Lieutenant Commander Data ruined my week!:)
On a scale of one to afternoon tea, it sits firmly at Fawlty Towers. Data’s attempt of humour during the movie has landed him in a spot of bother. In the canteen twilight, he flashed his sausage roll at Deanna Troi. She should have seen...
It‘s all explained in D.W. Cockburn’s “An Illustrated Explanation of Earthed Equipotential Bonding” and “An Illustrated Explanation of Automatic Disconnection of Supply”:tearsofjoy:
That was a hard slog but the canteen is shipshape again. Time to rescue some food and beer from the fridge. The captain will never know. It’s a good job he doesn’t have to hunt for his own food. He doesn’t even know where the sandwiches live. Although to be fair to him, we have strange customs...
Rides into the canteen on the sinclair C5 of interstellar taxis the “Skyjack SJ16” and finds the place looks like someone lost a game of Jumanji. Got instructions from the captain of the starship to stick a statue of Jesus on top of the Christmas tree. Personally, I think he’s lost the plot...
She’s got a cracking set of air bags. That might come in handy in a few years time. And I don’t know what the fuss is all about him marrying a commoner. I would commoner any day of the week.:D
I must subconsciously be gearing up for it. Found myself listening to Perry Como - Papa Loves Mambo yesterday. Haven’t actually seen the sequel and the reviews aren’t very good for it but I’m willing to wager that $ʎ¡ʇ still happened when he partied naked!:D
Welcome back! The pub is boarded up and derelict. It was never the same again after the prices went up and the cigarette ban. Although, occasionally someone will accidentally fall through the dusty crevices.:)
We could have had a cracking forum party for £2500. The knowledge and experience he would have picked up from the members would have been a better investment.:)
We probably have Lady999 to thank for Pete’s good behaviour because as you know, behind every great man is a woman with a hostage.:)
Never have I ever had to use electrical tape as a band-aid plaster.
The random explosive test as it is affectionately known on the starship is not for the faint-hearted.:)
Never have I ever had to save any parts for an autopsy.
My mid-life crisis, like a runaway train going off the rails, is brought to you by decaf coffee. Hopefully you’re still enjoying it!;)
Never have I ever called the NICEIC and asked for the personal phone number of Emma Clancy.:)
Never have I ever accidentally dropped my favourite cutters down the cavity at a fire station and was forced to carefully knock out a breeze block at low level to retrieve it.
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