And why do we not have a photo - you know the forum rules . . . .Had a nosey round a house once, plastic water pipe hanging in a big arc from cellar ceiling joists, with a brass stock cock half way along, with a nice juicy 10mm G/Y cable clamped to it, also hanging in a big arc, back to the CU.
Clueless!
If we can laugh at someone else’s stupidity - We will!