3000 items in a day??

[Guest55]

surely not.

 

[UNG]

There is a saying "That if it seems too good to be true then it is too good to be true" this seems to be the case with these pie in the sky claims that these PAT testing companies make in regard to FULLY inspecting, testing and documenting hundreds and now thousands of appliances per day
These companies claim the ability to do the impossible which sooner or later will inevitably end in a fatal incident occurring that will blow this whole numbers scam apart

The HSE has a lot to answer for in that it brought in In Service Equipment Inspection and Testing but gives little or no guidance as to what documentation a duty holder who places an order for PAT testing should expect to receive on completion of the work, with most of these quick testers not collecting specific appliance details it would be impossible for them to provide a comprehensive report

 

[oldtimer]

Deary Dear what next a £60 EICR

 

[Silly Sausage]

Deary Dear what next a £60 EICR

I was expected to do a Periodic on a huge 4 storey bank, overnight, after having done a full days work once.
Rang them up, NO CHANCE!, need more men on this, and went home.
Two weeks later, sent to the same job (on my own)....think I resigned shortly after.

All for about £15/h.

 

[Geordie Spark]

If you manage to hit the 3,000 per day target, are you automatically enrolled into some sort of 3,000+ club?? :jester:

 

[Silly Sausage]

Could've sworn blind I spotted a skeleton with an empty crate of dog when I cruised through the other day.

 

[Geordie Spark]

Could've sworn blind I spotted a skeleton with an empty crate of dog when I cruised through the other day.

Must have been Trev ... he's been missing for a while ........

 

[Silly Sausage]

Must have been Trev ... he's been missing for a while ........

Two week holiday?
Highly recommended!
Come back with refreshed silliness!

 

[Adam W]

If you manage to hit the 3,000 per day target, are you automatically enrolled into some sort of 3,000+ club?? :jester:

Not 'club', 'guild'.

 

[Geordie Spark]

Not 'club', 'guild'.

You mean like a guilded turd??

 

[Silly Sausage]

You mean like a guilded turd??

Don't know about a guiled turd, but you can polish one, theres's youtubes....

 

[Geordie Spark]

Don't know about a guiled turd, but you can polish one, theres's youtubes....

There's no way on God's earth you coud polish the one I passed today .. it took a pint of prune juice to get it away.

 

[Silly Sausage]

There's no way on God's earth you coud polish the one I passed today .. it took a pint of prune juice to get it away.

Yer great ponce, shove thars hand down bog and grab hold.
Roll it into a nice ball, you'll have to find your own instructions on how to make it all nice and shiney!

 

[Adam W]

You may not be able to 'polish' a turd, but you can roll one in glitter.

 

[Geordie Spark]

You may not be able to 'polish' a turd, but you can roll one in glitter.

........... and call it Gary.