Dont worry he'll be back in a week, charging in like a Morris Dancer at an Islamic funeral.
Look on the bright side? He has got two weeks of rubbish posts to reply to!!! (including this one lol).
Apparently PC World have donated 2 laptops to him in their anticipation of his return. The first one he will melt the plastic keys with his "Fingers of Fire" replying to stupid questions that ""electricians"" ask. The 2nd laptop is reserved solely for the use on Electrical Trainee's and DIYer's.
Jeremy Clarkson told me in the pub the other night that he heard from a friend of a friend(the Old Stig) that the forum sponsors have issued ear protectors and a book called "How to Grow a Think Skin and Man Up IN 7 Days" to all forum members with a post count lower than 100 :rofl:
I saw a local news bulletin the other day saying "That all the internet electrical china shops within a 25 mile radius of Glenn are close as from the end of next week".
"How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb?" None, Glenn can do it by just using the power of his mind! Lol (he'll love that one :rofl: )
When he is back, God help anyone asking about exporting PME to a shed, I dont have a tester and the RCD is tripping, I wired up the cooker using 1.5mm and dont know why my customers house is now on fire?
Ok Glenn, you and me (or, you and I, for the ones that want to pick me up on grammar lol) have had a bust up and a falling out over these past 6 months or so. Just thought I would have a laugh with the forum lads whilst you are on "holiday". No offence intended Glenn. If I wanted to offend you, I'd just post up photo's of you (you know the ones that I have got as well????)
Well that is my public reconciliation attempt, copied, pasted and e-mailed to Glenn as I dont talk about people behind their backs. A lot of people are missing Glenn, dont get banned again FFS. See you soon.