I've been having trouble with the monobloc kitchen sink tap - drip drip drip. Quarter turn ceramic disc type. I ignored it till sufficient badgering had been accumulated and thought I'd look into it. Take all rubbish out from under sink, turn off isolation valves. Both valves start dribbling out of the centre screw. Great. Stop there, go to Screwfix pick up a couple of Pegler valves (hope they last longer than the previous no-names) and grab a couple of new ceramic valves. All set. Remove and replace offending insert. Leak fixed, small party thrown. I know, I'll just do the other ... why not, I've got the extra valve? Seems rude not to. Big spanner, applying generous ft lbs of torque, pop, I've busted the gooseneck spout. Must be time for a drink.
Oh, and by-the-by, I do now have wet pants.
Oh, and by-the-by, I do now have wet pants.