assholes

[moospark]

But doesn't that only apply on public roads, it does not apply to say supermarket car parks....

Or KFC as post 22. Comedy cul-de-sac. Champion.

 

[Geordie Spark]

I once spray-canned a wheelchair motif onto the side of a Jag when he wouldn't move for me to park there (legitimately with a blue badge)............. he was abusive and obviously a car salesman. I waited for a while then nipped back with my can. I would have loved to see him explain that to his boss! :wheelchair:

That's my girl - a real "couldn't-give-two hoots " Pikey.

She's the nearest thing you'll ever get to a Geordie bloke with t!ts

NOW you see why I just love her so much !!!!

 

[Geordie Spark]

As a Civil Enforcement Officer (part time) as well as a spark, I see everything that goes on. We are quite lenient compared to a lot of councils, and I always give people the chance to move before booking them. The thing that really winds me up is the amount of blue badge misuse that goes on, the whole system really is a joke. Caught a bloke the other day using his dead mother's blue badge. But I was still the bad guy (as always). We have started doing prosecutions now for this but it's still rife.

It takes real guts to admit to something like that !

 

[ferg]

I'm one of the nice ones.....honest!

I've got nothing but good things to say about my local TW.
If I park somewhere daft he'll come and find me and ask me to move or find out how long I'll be there.

I've known him to spend nearly an hour trying to find the owner of a vehicle parked in a really stupid place before issuing a ticket.

If I need to park on DY and see him nearby I'll go see him and ask if it's O.K.
The answer is always a friendly one

 

[Geordie Spark]

Didn't realise you were a traffic warden kingeri....do you look in the mirror with your outfit on, and say i am an enforcement officer then pull a mean look?

I would lol.

He is NOT a Traffic Warden - he is a Civil Enforcement Officer (part time) !!!

As a Spark you should know the impotence of using the correct terminology !!

 

[Geordie Spark]

In that case I apologise .... you are one of the rare users of the blue badge system that truely deserves it. Probably one of the 10%!

She hasn't got it any more .. she gave it to me.

I am the proud owner of probably the only Toyota MK2 MR2 with a blue disabled badge stuck in the windscreen !!

 

[moospark]

Is that Geordies todger with warts and chips??

and battered.

 

[Geordie Spark]

and battered.

It's been a long time since my todger had a good battering.

 

[moospark]

It's been a long time since my todger had a good battering.

3 eggs, 115g flour, 285ml milk, and a pinch of salt. Or I can score you some snidey ------?

 

[Geordie Spark]

3 eggs, 115g flour, 285ml milk, and a pinch of salt. Or I can score you some snidey ------?

Forget the ------ .. I'll settle for a spliff instead ................. AND you forgot the beer for the batter!!

 

[tidyboiler]

Forget the ------ .. I'll settle for a spliff instead ................. AND you forgot the beer for the batter!!

No............................. forget the spliff.........:ihih:

 

[Geordie Spark]

No............................. forget the spliff.........:ihih:

Is the weekend here already??

 

[Silly Sausage]

Is the weekend here already??

Can one have sex involving a Zimmer frame?
Any diagrams gratefully accepted for future reference.

 

[Geordie Spark]

Can one have sex involving a Zimmer frame?
Any diagrams gratefully accepted for future reference.

Oh yes ... most certainly - but I'll leave it to your warped imagination.

 

[Silly Sausage]

Oh yes ... most certainly - but I'll leave it to your warped imagination.

Can I use ropes?
I've got a few 100m spare...