assholes

[Geordie Spark]

Can I use ropes?
I've got a few 100m spare...

Always .. it's by far the best way.

 

[tidyboiler]

Is the weekend here already??

Well there's only 9 fridays until Christmas..................
:christmaswindow::carolers::christmaswreath::carols:resents1::gettree:resents2:resents3::santa1::christmastree1:

 

[markc123]

Thanks for that. NOT.

My bank card gets literally fingered come christmas time.

 

[Geordie Spark]

Well there's only 9 fridays until Christmas..................
:christmaswindow::carolers::christmaswreath::carols:resents1::gettree:resents2:resents3::santa1::christmastree1:

Dear God

I'm not sure if I feel happy or more depressed after reading that.

 

[markc123]

Depressed.

Definitley, depressed.

 

[tidyboiler]

Can one have sex involving a Zimmer frame?
Any diagrams gratefully accepted for future reference.

Geordie & me.

 

[Silly Sausage]

Oi! Geordie, keep yer Lass in order, completely ruined my evening now.

 

[tidyboiler]

Dear God

I'm not sure if I feel happy or more depressed after reading that.

Well if you put a quid away each week.................. that's a Party 7 sorted!!! :8:

 

[Silly Sausage]

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Geordie & me.

Dear God!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Geordie Spark]

Oi! Geordie, keep yer Lass in order, completely ruined my evening now.

It's a futile exercise Archy, akin to persuading a regiment of horses to all pi$$ at the same time.

 

[Geordie Spark]

Well if you put a quid away each week.................. that's a Party 7 sorted!!! :8:

I really must get my Moonshine still sorted.

 

[Silly Sausage]

It's a futile exercise Archy, akin to persuading a regiment of horses to all pi$$ at the same time.

HA! Tell me about it.

I really must get my Moonshine still sorted.

Oh Yes, me mate was brewing last year, good stuff!
My eyesight doesn't seem to have got any worse.