Bedroom Switch Position

[Zebra Stripe]

Why not cut a hole in the door, so when your in the bedroom naked, you can put your hand through the hole and turn the light on with a sort of stroking motion.

Or better still, employ a buttler to stand outside during the hours of darkness, then shout 'on' when you want the light to come on and "off' when you want them off and 'stop' when your tired or you've got a headache....

 

[overskilled]

Get a clapper Amazon.com: The Clapper Sound Activated On/Off Switch, 1 Each: Health & Personal Care

 

[Badged01]

Or better still, employ a buttler to stand outside during the hours of darkness, then shout 'on' when you want the light to come on and "off' when you want them off

Thats my kind of lateral thinking ...

 

[telectrix]

Get a clapper Amazon.com: The Clapper Sound Activated On/Off Switch, 1 Each: Health & Personal Care

but then the light would come on every time you farted.

 

[amlu]

use a multicutter, make some channel in wooden door frame and fit an architrave switch in. or make it two way with another switch near the bed. charge customer for couple of extra hours.

edited: 2way switching controlling feed to the lot (all them lights) plus one 3 way somewhere in the room to control which ones are on which off...

 

[Zebra Stripe]

Hey you like that, try this one.... probably see me on dragons den with this little beauty in the new year.......instead of mobile phones, contracts and all the bad signal problems here's the "Pigeon Harness V6" - Just strap the harness to your shoulder, attract some pigeons by whistleing and waving bread around and hey presto, youve got a harness full of carrier pigeons ready to deliver, free of charge, any message anywhere....£30 plus VAT, bargin.

 

[Badged01]

strap the harness to your shoulder, attract some pigeons by whistleing and waving bread around

Thats just damn stupid, unless of course you could instigate some form of compost maker for all the pigeon sh*t!!

 

[Zebra Stripe]

What!!!!! my R&D team have spent at least 2 hours developing the V6, but your right some form of composting may be necessary, oh well...

hey what about the "contractor 600' basically its a fold up bed with cup holders and allows a contractor or sub contractor to gain valuable sleep while on the job - without being noticed.......its camoflaged to BS7682 and will blend in with most wall colours and comes free with a fake body double to put on ya steps and a tape recording of frequently used work noises like "bang' "ouch" and 'nooooooo please, is there a god' to play while the contractor sleeps, therefore tricking the custumer into thinking your actuall hard at work. £49 .50 all in

 

[Badged01]

hey what about the "contractor 600' basically its a fold up bed with cup holders and allows a contractor or sub contractor to gain valuable sleep while on the job

Too late buddy, contractors are already sleeping so they aint gonna pay an hrs rate for a 'fad' they dont have any need for!

 

[Badged01]

But what would make money is a way for alcohol and sex on the job! Now there you could be onto a big money spinner .....

 

[Badged01]

... hang-on they sort of get that anyway! Think they term it as digs :tounge_smile:

 

[Zebra Stripe]

so a sort of teloscopic attachment with pictures of slightly naked women wouldnt cut the mustard? Hey what if the mid section vibrated at 50hz and the contractor was ocassionally shocked via a stactic charge build up.

 

[Geordie Spark]

but then the light would come on every time you farted.

Maybe every time YOU farted!

 

[Chrisuk]

My bad meant ceiling, no idea why I wrote roof!

 

[moospark]

But what would make money is a way for alcohol and sex on the job! Now there you could be onto a big money spinner .....

Council work is scarce these days.