Biggest **** (Foul Ups)

[bigbaddave]

After working late on Monday in what I thought would be an easy PM job.. 2 spot in a on suite.. Doodle.. So i start with the first which is above the shower cubicle.. as I am a short --- I need the steps. So position the gear in the cubicle (Tools Etc) i carefully get the steps in and shut the cubicle... I must add this house is accumulate.. I mean spotless and as its a pm job i aint the cleanest.. well as in the cubicle i slip and hit the mixer shower.. Oh my lord where is this water coming from??? Ah its the shower.. Well the walk down from the third floor was a tad awkward whilst dripping over her clean cream carpet....

She actually just laughed...

 

[Bobster]

 

[Guest111]

My old fella used to say that the definition of a good tradesman is one who can make a mistake then make it look like it never happened.

 

[Knobhead]

Can’t match $290,000,000.

£250,000 in ten seconds is my best. As I said, get in to R&D, it’s a vandals charter. The best bit, turning round to the boss, “told you it wouldn’t work!” What I didn’t tell him, it was me that screwed up.

 

[Bobster]

I was involved in a near 7 figure mistake...

After the investigation there was no blame on my part. Winner!

 

[GMES]

Mine is nowhere near as bad or expensive as the above, but mine was when I was younger and went to give my Dad an helping hand, he was a painter and decorator, he had got the job of painting a restaurant in Bakewell called Aitch's, it's still there today.
Anyway about 2 hours into the job I got a sudden urge for a number 2, so off I went to hunt down a toilet and upon finding one I did my business, not even realizing it wasn't plumbed in, no water and not even fastened to the floor. 5 minutes passed before the plumber come tearing through the building screaming which dirty ******** did that, my dad quickly grabbed my arm and winked at me with a look which said keep quiet son and you will be ok. He was right the plumber never found out who did it HaHa

 

[telectrix]

haha. painters 1 - plumber 0.

 

[GMES]

haha. painters 1 - plumber 0.

Still makes me giggle 30+ years later ha ha