can anyone tell me this mans purpose?

[elsparko]

Yeh I know Jonesy good mate actually. Said he's up your way on a tour and come and see him, he's up for kicking your arse apparently! I've known grown men bite their own heads off rather than mix it with him, best of luck mate you might want a new avatar after your meeting.

i wish you were serious

i would love nothing more than a square off with the big jonesy, the rage i feel when i see him sitting on a panel show is unreal

i would pay for his funeral/grave if hes willing to take it 20/30 years earlier than anticipated

 

[elsparko]

Leaked image of milton jones finger after his first appearance on the bbc

 

[The Ghost]

I can see your a man who takes his television seriously, seriously? I'm not going to ask how you got your finger like that, I might not like the answer. Euuuwwww. Just tell me that is not KY on the end of it all purleez.

 

[elsparko]

I can see your a man who takes his television seriously, seriously?

i guess you could say that, im slightly annoyed that ian beale keeps getting loaned money to run businesses into the ground, but thats another matter

 

[elsparko]

I can see your a man who takes his television seriously, seriously? I'm not going to ask how you got your finger like that, I might not like the answer. Euuuwwww. Just tell me that is not KY on the end of it all purleez.

its from google lol, im not that fat :O

 

[The Ghost]

That is so good to hear

 

[elsparko]

this is how i imagine a meeting between i and milton, (and his bbc finger blast buddies) would go down
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfOC-Z6wG8w

 

[Deleted member 104825]

He's funnier than Tim Vine

 

[Strima]

About as funny as a kick in the balls then...

 

[Spoon]

About as funny as a kick in the balls then...

Some people do it for fun....

 

[elsparko]

He's funnier than Tim Vine

the only 1 liner chap that has cracked a smile from me has been the american bloke

milton jones only induces a type of rage that i can barely explain, when i see him i want to crush him

hes getting paid to read jokes from public toilet walls, i dont know why other comedians put u with him, even jo brand is funny compared to milton

 

[static zap]

As I aged I found plenty of new comedians I hated .
(Like drinking wine the first time / or foot fungus it grows on you )
....The man who uses the crappest material...
He is there to make the others look better .
Like putting Brussel sprouts - on a kids Christmas dinner plate.
( I'm not a fan of his ,but curious if his material will ever improve )
..I found Norman Wisdom tedious..

 

[PEG]

If nothing else,this post has shown the folly,of starting a thread,the day after yer missus,yer bank and yer tailor,all tell you,they're off....

2017 is nearly over,make yourself a Horlicks

 

[FatAlan]

One of those off the wall comedians you either love or hate. Harry Hill was fantastic on the stand up circuit 25 years ago and totally different to his slapstick acts today. I can’t stand Ricky Gervais fwiw!
Crime in multi story car parks ... it’s just wrong on so many different levels - Tim Vine

 

[elsparko]

One of those off the wall comedians you either love or hate. Harry Hill was fantastic on the stand up circuit 25 years ago and totally different to his slapstick acts today. I can’t stand Ricky Gervais fwiw!
Crime in multi story car parks ... it’s just wrong on so many different levels - Tim Vine

thats why i despise 1 liner comics, theyre just copying old jokes, modifying the context a bit and making it their "own"

confucious say, man who is wrong on elevator is wrong on many levels.