Chandelier (which has gone way off topic)

[jimes]

Re: Chandelier

shes wearing flip flops?!.........if you look closely theres water aswell!........if your light isnt fitted by mon morn id be very suprised!...

 

[mpfisher@hotmai]

Re: Chandelier

You are so playing the game Chandelier lady........... fair play to you!!! x

 

[mdshunk]

Re: Chandelier

Will you marry me?

 

[ADAMSKI]

Re: Chandelier

I am married and dont want date but if you lived in edinburgh i would sort it for you for a cup of tea and a slice of carrot cake x

 

[Shakey]

Re: Chandelier

Ok lads i am catchng the train to Cornwall

Apparantly thats where the end of the queue is of sparks wanting to do her chandelier (no pun intended)

 

[millenniummel]

Re: Chandelier

Cornwall, lol! You guys are too full of compliments, I am just an ordinary wee gal.

Thanks though!

M x

 

[mdshunk]

Re: Chandelier

The only thing I want to know is if the rear view of the naked chick in your PhotoBucket album is you or not? If that's you, then the person who hangs your chandelier also needs to take you to dinner.

 

[montybaber]

Re: Chandelier

The only thing I want to know is if the rear view of the naked chick in your PhotoBucket album is you or not? If that's you, then the person who hangs your chandelier also needs to take you to dinner.

very arty!

 

[jimes]

Re: Chandelier

wheres the photo bucket?!

 

[wayne]

Re: Chandelier

this is in danger of becoming the longest thread posted.
put your nuts back in the sack .

 

[mdshunk]

Re: Chandelier

this is in danger of becoming the longest thread posted.
put your nuts back in the sack .

I'm hanging on until she tells me if we're getting married for sure, or not.

 

[wayne]

Re: Chandelier

shunk , without me going through the posts are you a US qualified spark???

 

[PAUL M]

Re: Chandelier

Hi Guys!

Thanks so much for all your replys, I feel so popular. I have been away for a couple of days and wisdom has set in...I do not think it would be wise for me to fit the chandelier with my very limited knowledge of the procedure. I think I should stick to catching babies and let someone who's day job it is fit the chandelier.

For those requesting a picture, will this do?

Many Thanks

Mel x

nice rack,,if you get tired of catching babies and want to practise making some lol

 

[mdshunk]

Re: Chandelier

shunk , without me going through the posts are you a US qualified spark???

Indeed. 19 years in the trade.

 

[rumrunner]

Re: Chandelier

this is in danger of becoming the longest thread posted.
put your nuts back in the sack .

this is in danger of becoming the longest thread posted.

put your nuts back in the sack .

Here is a taste of the great rum runners
Ships that sailed the velvet harbor
Crews that broke the jugs and poured your blood
Like flowing rum upon the sand

Sinking down, down, down
Upon the sand, upon the sea
Upon the hills of liquid green
They rise to fall, they rise again
Their dreams tattered sails in the wind

Here is a wail of a lone flute playing
Those not hanged, by time were slain
Here is a cup of blood and tears
Here is the wail of a hundred years

Going down, down, down
Upon the sand, upon the sea
Upon the hills of liquid green
They rise to fall, they rise again
Their dreams tattered sails in the wind

Overnight they turned to water
No blood rang when they went to slaughter
Tears were few, though sighs were heavy
Bones were stacked in the main library

Turning down, down, down
Till their dreams are touching ground
Rising up like gentle rain
They turn to rise and fall again

Running round and changing faces
Marking time and keeping paces
Ducking down awhile to die
Their faces melt to barren sky

After all the trial and fury
They spared the judge and hanged the jury
No one asked the reason why
Sentence passed they turned to die

Turning down, down, down
Till their dreams are touching ground
Rising up like gentle rain
They turn to rise and fall again
Their dreams tattered sails in the wind

Here is fire and bloody slaughter
Written on the leaves of water
Here is a ship with all hands singing
Here is a dock with dark men swinging

Down, down, down
Upon the sand, upon the sea
Upon the hills of liquid green
They rise to fall, they rise again
Their dreams tattered sails in the wind

If you get stuck and nobody wants to do it for you ,ill bring my crew in,were based in london,so it shouldnt take to long every mermaid needs her pirate,HA HA HA
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