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[Pete999]

Happy Christmas to everyone from Pete999

 

[telectrix]

sod bloody turkey. dry as ----. give me a goose any day. .and don't take that the wrong way. i'm not bent. legover of lamb and a nice sirloin preferred. along with a few gob fulls of Famous Grouse, followed by a couple of Laphroiagh( have i spelt that rite?. certainly won't later.).

 

[Spoon]

give me a goose any day.

I'll goose you any day mate... You wouldn't let me last time we met.

My turkey is nice and moist...

 

[telectrix]

the leg's OK but the breast is dry. not too bad with loads of whiskey and garlic gravy on though.

 

[Spoon]

the leg's OK but the breast is dry. not too bad with loads of whiskey and garlic gravy on though.

Never had 'garlic gravy' I think I'm missing out on something.

Oh, and I missed 'pigs in blankets' from my list. You can't have chrimo dinner without pigs in blankets..

 

[telectrix]

reminds me.need to post the last of the xmas cards.

 

[Pete999]

She sent me a £300 one.........

You're lucky my Mrs ordered me to stay away from tool shops!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Squid]

Very good, SWD!
Hope you buy something sensible...

others on here might have some ideas?

A short plank for a long walk for my favourite Pirate......

 

[Squid]

You're lucky my Mrs ordered me to stay away from tool shops!!!!!!!!!!

Ply her with Baileys then nip out for the "sales" taps nose......

 

[telectrix]

just started composing a xmas song. as i'm not artisrically inclined, might take some time. here's the first 2 lines.
to the tune of that crap done by wham.

" last christmas I needed to fart
the very next day, it drifted away".

any help with further lines appreciated.

 

[Squid]

reminds me.need to post the last of the xmas cards.
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I was in a pub once and was trying to talk to three women dressed like that and wasted 10 minutes asking about the differences in religions and cultures until the barman told me I was talking to the garden umbrellas.........

 

[Squid]

just started composing a xmas song. as i'm not artisrically inclined, might take some time. here's the first 2 lines.
to the tune of that crap done by wham.

" last christmas I needed to fart
the very next day, it drifted away".

any help with further lines appreciated.

unfortunately to my neighbours
I collected it with the TV and DVD player as they where away.......

 

[telectrix]

be right back. just had a call-out to connect the christmas tree lights at the local mosk.

 

[telectrix]

unfortunately to my neighbours
I collected it with the TV and DVD player as they where away.......

carefull what ytou say, you could be in line for a honorary scouse award/

 

[Squid]

carefull what ytou say, you could be in line for a honorary scouse award/

Funnily enough I have the code for the neighbours alarm system, those scanners come in handy..........

 

[telectrix]

you sure it's a scanner you have and not a drone controller?