Haha! Very funny Tel...although perhaps not entirely PC...
That takes me back a long time...
My girlfriend was very pretty (she still is...pretty, I mean, not my girlfriend, she married an accountant so maybe I had a lucky escape...)
Anyway, she broke up with me and at first i was devastated, but as always, you get over it...I asked her why she had dumped me but she refused to say...
a couple of years later i met her at a party, asked her how she was, exchanged the usual pleasantries, and then i asked her how her mum was doing...
She replied, you are asking me? Aren't you still sha**ing her?
Give me my due...I did blush...