Coronavirus - Keeping it light :-)

[telectrix]

probably some numpty that thinks they are bad if on or past the best before date. we just bought 50 eggs from Waitrose with only 3 days left on BBD. 10p per box of 10, free range as well. nowt wrong with 'em.

 

[ruston]

probably some numpty that thinks they are bad if on or past the best before date. we just bought 50 eggs from Waitrose with only 3 days left on BBD. 10p per box of 10, free range as well. nowt wrong with 'em.

As long as they don't float in a dish of water they are fine.

 

[R-fur]

If Tell can walk on water why cant his eggs?

 

[telectrix]

If Tell can walk on water why cant his eggs?

that's because I tread on the eggs when walking on water. sshhh, don't tell anyone.

 

[R-fur]

Bet is saves you a fortune on the Mersey ferry

 

[telectrix]

i had a good teacher.

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEc_jeGBVxs

 

[ferg]

If that had been on the Mersey someone would have nicked his submersible right from under him.

 

[telectrix]

If that had been on the Mersey someone would have nicked his submersible right from under him.

if that had been in Scotland, he's have had his pants pulled down by a kilted shepherd.

 

[Mike Johnson]

What about in Wales?

 

[static zap]

Do remember buying then locally ,
a special rule "Not to wash them" , apparently keeps some natural film in tact . 30 day ish !
( Why they don't keep so well other side of pond ...)
--Everything is an internet conspiracy these days--
Chlorinated water -Not chucks ...

 

[Baddegg]

words words words

 

[telectrix]

wife: "do these jeans make my arse look fat?"

hsband " no, it's what you suff in your gob that makes your arse look fat"

 

[Midwest]

See a rush for this product. Order early to beat the panic buying.

 

[littlespark]

I think the governments oncoming status of “Test, Isolate, Trace Scheme” has a problem already with mnemonics.

 

[telectrix]

it can run in parallel with the NHS new "Fast Action Response Team"
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or " Survivors Help Immunity Testing"