Coronavirus - Keeping it light :-)

[pirate]

I saw the flexicon and thought Nick Bundy...but it's in Spain! Probably a control box for an ice cream maker...

 

[pirate]

and it certainly wasn't vandalised, just left open like that

 

[pirate]

that Lino Richie tho...
~
if he put silicone round the edges and tapped into place with his feet, he'd be dancing on the sealing...

 

[pirate]

 

[static zap]

@pirate "No wonder I never found it"
, If you curve that arrow into a beckoning finger,
it will lead you in the correct direction.

 

[OnlQQker]

 

[brianmoooore]

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My childhood bedroom door wasn't far different from this!

 

[telectrix]

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close door before pressing "Down" on the stairlift.

 

[littlespark]

For the person that stole my Windows Office software licence…..

I will look for you, and I will find you….. you have my Word!

 

[littlespark]

If "666" is the number of the beast, and is evil......

Does that make 25.807 the root of all evil?

 

[littlespark]

Wish me luck on my new business venture.
I bought 51% of a vampire hunting company.

That makes me the main stake holder

 

[DPG]

Wish me luck on my new business venture.
I bought 51% of a vampire hunting company.

That makes me the main stake holder

Must be a departure from the British Standard comedy regulations that.

 

[littlespark]

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[telectrix]

my lady's granson's G/F has just received her A level results. 2 A'a and a A+. so good we recommended her for the advancing courses. ........ washing, cooking, cleaning, ironing.

 

[Phil L]