Coronavirus - Keeping it light :-)

[NDG Elecs]

Oh and this too!

Coronavirus: Pangolins found to carry related strains - BBC News

Smuggled pangolins were carrying viruses closely related to the one sweeping the world, say scientists.

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[Baddegg]

Some people I've met are 99% genetically identical to a jar of crab paste....

Mmmmmmmmmmm.......crab paste.......bet that’s still on the shelves

 

[telectrix]

so's peanut butter. that is disgusting. does anyone eat it?

 

[Andy78]

so's peanut butter. that is disgusting. does anyone eat it?

Vats full of it. Crunchy or smooth. I'm an equal opportunity consumer. My favourite way is to scoop it up with crisp celery, but just in a sarnie with sliced banana is good

 

[littlespark]

Can you stop talking about food.

We’re not going out to shops until we really need to, so we’re working through the cupboards.

Dinner tonight was mash, pukka pies and beans for 5.
Thank god the daughter brought alcohol home with her

 

[Andy78]

Can you stop talking about food.

We’re not going out to shops until we really need to, so we’re working through the cupboards.

Dinner tonight was mash, pukka pies and beans for 5.
Thank god the daughter brought alcohol home with her

Do NOT turn the telly on.
Every time I do it's either James Martin cooking a whole pork belly, Ramsay frying perfect steaks, or blooming Masterchef !!

 

[NDG Elecs]

Before the lockdown - probably a week ago - I thought sheet! I better go and get some frozen stuff in etc. Went to Asda as it was easy and local. The shelves were stripped bare, badly so. I picked up the morsels I could. Some of which I ate tonight. Bacon flavoured fries and a premium own brand burger. BOTH bloody awful!! I remember why I really do not like their food now. Gimme me Aldi any day of the week.

Oh, and peanut butter gets a thumbs up from me!!

Time to raid the kids sweets now!

 

[Andy78]

Warnings to stay home reissued as woman rides flamingo inflatable on canal

'STAY at home' warnings have been issued again as the authorities hope to avoid a repeat of last weekend's tourist influx and gatherings of people…

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double you tee eff ?

 

[Julie.]

Warnings to stay home reissued as woman rides flamingo inflatable on canal

'STAY at home' warnings have been issued again as the authorities hope to avoid a repeat of last weekend's tourist influx and gatherings of people…

www.nwemail.co.uk

double you tee eff ?

I will just leave this here:

And NO I don't remember it !

 

[NDG Elecs]

I will just leave this here:
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And NO I don't remember it !

I have wondered if infant school children in 30 years time will be singing a new version of ring a ring of roses...

 

[telectrix]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GU0d8kpybVg

 

[littlespark]

Dear God......I heard a Dr. on TV saying in this time of Coronavirus while staying at home we should focus on inner peace.
To achieve this we should always finish things we start and we all could use more calm in our lives. I looked through my house to find things i'd started and hadn't finished,

so I finished off a bottle of Tequila, a bottle of Whisky, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, tha mainder of Valiumun srciptuns, an a box a chocletz.
Yu haf no idr how feckin fablus I feel rite now. Sned this to all who need inner ----. An telum u luvum. And two hash yer wands, stafe day avrybobby!!! ???????????? ????

 

[plugsandsparks]

Today, i have fitted new wiper blades to wifes car, put up a new chandelier and a curtain pole... lifes good...

 

[Julie.]

Today, i have fitted new wiper blades to wifes car, put up a new chandelier and a curtain pole... lifes good...

I do feel sorry for all the husbands out there who for many years promised to "get around to doing that, when I have time.."


Yup, that time is now folks!!

 

[Gavin John Hyde]

Its alright I have spent it planning the wedding with the fiancee.
Wont be 2021 due to all the cancellations this year now taking place next year. looking at Spring 2022.
So far we (she) decided I am wearing a grey suit.
we (she) decided we are having a harpist play music at the ceremony
we (she) decided on some readings
We are not yet married but I have learned already the following
Just nod and agree. It will cost me money regardless and saying no will only delay the original choice. She will listen to my views when we make decisions then tell me what my view is and decide for me.
Its as easy as that