a true story,you could not make this up so this how it goes did a job for a customer who was selling the house I need a job has fast has possible
can you sort out the bed room lighting ,its not working .
when is it handed over this friday .can it be sorted out ,yes .
so did the job and sent him a invoice for job .on the invoice moines now due . customer says will transfer it to you bank straight away
did the job ,and guess what no Moines in the bank ,so off I popped to the local customer ,so where's the payment ,it will be in the bank soon ,so looked at the bank details on line when home ,not a sausage ,back to see the customer ,but this time taking my trusty sharp snips ,sat out side near the property and waited for the customer to park the car ,so the customer did not lock the door in the house ,so i just walked in ,has i walked in, looking down ,a bloody guard dog barking me ,a yappy Yorkshires cleaning cloth ,so the customer runs down stairs ,now thinking why am i their ,the customer now saying the monies have just been paid in the bank ,he pulled out his phone I will show its gone in ,i looked the customer and said that will do.so if you like me and dont like being mug ,then i will now take orders for your customers dont pay ,lol.
can you sort out the bed room lighting ,its not working .
when is it handed over this friday .can it be sorted out ,yes .
so did the job and sent him a invoice for job .on the invoice moines now due . customer says will transfer it to you bank straight away
did the job ,and guess what no Moines in the bank ,so off I popped to the local customer ,so where's the payment ,it will be in the bank soon ,so looked at the bank details on line when home ,not a sausage ,back to see the customer ,but this time taking my trusty sharp snips ,sat out side near the property and waited for the customer to park the car ,so the customer did not lock the door in the house ,so i just walked in ,has i walked in, looking down ,a bloody guard dog barking me ,a yappy Yorkshires cleaning cloth ,so the customer runs down stairs ,now thinking why am i their ,the customer now saying the monies have just been paid in the bank ,he pulled out his phone I will show its gone in ,i looked the customer and said that will do.so if you like me and dont like being mug ,then i will now take orders for your customers dont pay ,lol.
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