Crowd Funding For Tel 4EVA Everton

[telectrix]

Pfffft I find cross bows a more natural way to kill.......... and it will be fun aiming at the colostomy bag..... ;o)))))

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you're talking to Scouse Tel, not bloody William Tell.

 

[Squid]

Depends where your "apples" are........

 

[telectrix]

last time i looked they were safely in my crotch.

 

[Squid]

last time i looked they were safely in my crotch.

"attaches telescopic site for accuracy at 10 yards"

 

[telectrix]

bloody southern -----. you'd not get within 100 yards, let alone 10. .

 

[Squid]

No chance of seeing then at 10 yards what hope would I have at 100 yards........

 

[ruston]

a scuffer is a scouse term for the local beat copper. as kids, if we were out of order, he'd scuff us round the ears. he can't do it now. the snowflakes have banned it.

It was a muggy ( Marble) in the glove round here , a sharp pain in the back of the head was a great tutor.

 

[Baddegg]

Think yaselves lucky round here in the old days you got a whack and woke up at sea in the navy!! Ha ha

 

[Squid]

Think yaselves lucky round here in the old days you got a whack and woke up at sea in the navy!! Ha ha

Bet you still dress up at the Friday Night Disco at the Conservative Club ;o))))

 

[Baddegg]

Ha ha ha yep! Afraid there won’t be much dancin for baddegg for a while swd

 

[telectrix]

Ha ha ha yep! Afraid there won’t be much dancin for baddegg for a while swd

yeah, but you can just wave your arms about without moving your feet, in what passes for dancing with these young sprogs these days

 

[Squid]

yeah, but you can just wave your arms about without moving your feet, in what passes for dancing with these young sprogs these days

Are you the guy with the belly, pork pie hat, checked shirt and braces....... ? ;o))))