Electrical Definitions

[mattmoo1974]

PIR= your looking fine
ECR= Your getting fat!

 

[Des 56]

reverse polarity..... eddie izzard.

A good laugh guys and well thought out

I got a problem with the quoted one above
I aint got a foggiest what its supposed to mean
Care to enlighten me,I got a sneaky feeling he is a comic of sorts,but thats all I know of the guy

 

[Kamikaze]

A good laugh guys and well thought out

I got a problem with the quoted one above
I aint got a foggiest what its supposed to mean
Care to enlighten me,I got a sneaky feeling he is a comic of sorts,but thats all I know of the guy

Eddie Izzard leans the other way if you know what I mean. :tounge_smile:

 

[Kamikaze]

Hertz: The pain felt during an electric shock.

Frequency: The time it takes to learn from Hertz.

Fuse: Short temper.

Eddy Current: Original song writer of Electric Avenue.

Busbar: Transport with refreshment facilities.

Watt: Any chance you could repeat that please.

Surge: A short duration of hyper activity.

 

[Des 56]

Got ya, he is not a straight comedian then

Cold tail = A frigging lesbian
Distributor = No chance that this ones a lesbian

hazardous live part = a great white shark
Simple seperation = a bucket of water

Pen conductor = Shepherd
Heating free area = The soles of my feet
Flexible sheet heating element = Bowels

Back up protection = A kalashnikov

 

[Kamikaze]

Insulation tape: A device for changing "NO" to "MmmmMmmm"

Work: A past time which never killed anyone, but why take the chance.

 

[Kamikaze]

Electrickery: Witchcraft & sorcery of the electrical arts.

Ohmies: A brotherhood of electricians on a internet forum.

 

[telectrix]

commando plug..... something to do to a girl with no knickers.

 

[Kamikaze]

Rectifier: An electrician on his deathbed wishing he'd spent more time at work.

Back-hander: A nod’s as good as a wink. Say no more Squire..... Say no more.

 

[Kamikaze]

Touch Voltage= My aunty isnt down from reading.....

Mattmoo1974.… Post 15 & 16, I keep reading it but I just don’t get it.

 

[oxocube]

Complementary floor heating - it tells you 'you're looking good today'
Conducting location with restricted movement - an electric chair
Consumer unit - a pound note
Control gear - hand cuffs
Direct contact - smack in the gob
Distributor - drug dealer
Double insulation - two layers of thermal underwear
Electric shock - paying the bill
Harmonised standard - the national anthem
Instructed person - telling someone to 'F*** off'
Insulation - thermal underwear.
Maintenance - cost of keeping the misses.
Obstacle - an electrical clerk of works.
Ordinary person - a nobody
Pleasure craft - a floating brothel
Powertrack - a treadmill
Protective conductor - he cares about his passengers
Protective separation - a divorce
PV generator - FIT tarriff
Reinforced insulation - three layers of thermal underwear
Switch - a cross dresser
Switch, linked - married cross dressers
Switchboard - fed up cross dresser
Switchgear - my best frock
Testing - switch on and sniff for smoke
Trunking - Elephants noses

 

[mattmoo1974]

Its ref to a ladies "Time of the month"
and the next 1 i dont no, i was "well Oiled" on stella that night

 

[ruston]

Short circuit-- A job near home.
assessment of general characteristics--- The customer is an ar.....le
Special location ----- pub on the way home.
Suitable materials----- items supplied by above.

 

[Kamikaze]

Experience: The name electricians give to their mistakes.

 

[telectrix]

Basic Protection........... Condom

Additional protection..... 2 Condoms

Conducting Location..... Bandstand

Earth Fault................. San Andreas

Clamp Mater............... A device for measuring if you've got Balls

Distribution Network.... Drug Cartel