Electrical Definitions

[Kamikaze]

Negligent: Describes a condition in which an electrician absent minded answers the door in a baby-doll nightie. (And I actually have seen this happen)

 

[telectrix]

Resistance.... what she gives you before drinkies

Impedance.... getting into her knickers

 

[topquark]

That can't be right, the resistance would increase as things heat up.

 

[telectrix]

then you get reactance

 

[topquark]

then you get reactance

But that won't change so much with heat

 

[telectrix]

depends on the friction coefficient.

 

[topquark]

depends on the friction coefficient.

LMFAO, at least it's stopping the boredom.

 

[telectrix]

scientific calculator........ an IT guy with brains. (seldom found)

 

[telectrix]

butt joint...... a spliff up your arse.

 

[topquark]

scientific calculator........ an IT guy with brains. (seldom found)

"I" as in isolated, ie no friends

 

[telectrix]

and T as in TW4T

 

[Guest123]

then you get reactance

Always slightly embarassing if she has to resort to self inductance afterwards.......

 

[topquark]

IR testing? No, I'll get my coat

 

[Kamikaze]

butt joint...... a spliff up your arse.

You have just given me inspiration for another one.
Aspiration: Butt sweat :biggrin:

 

[Kamikaze]

Ability: The virtue you are forced to use if your boss has no daughter

Standard deviation: An average amount of perversion

Alternating current: Bi-sexual electrons

Dip switch: How a woman gets a new boyfriend

Transistor: A girl who used to be your brother

Friction burns: The penalty for getting off with both hands pretending it’s a three-some.