For a bit of fun - Favorite sayings.

[Aindowsimon]

If you'd done better in school , you could have been as good as me
Very patronising

 

[shanky887614]

'it's close enough for this turkey shoot', 'you can't polish a turd' and 'you can't rush perfection!'

http://mythbustersresults.com/end-with-a-bang

 

[Adam W]

'it's close enough for this turkey shoot', 'you can't polish a turd' and 'you can't rush perfection!'

You can't polish a turd, but you can roll it in glitter.

 

[Pete999]

You can't polish a turd, but you can roll it in glitter.

What Gary????

 

[Adam W]

At the end of the day.... It gets dark.

 

[Besoeker]

What Gary????

Puts roll in a whole different context.....

 

[Carlosfandango]

When I wake up in the morning, I **** excellence!

 

[Buzz-light-bulb]

F it I don't live here

 

[Besoeker]

If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

 

[Buzz-light-bulb]

F it I don't live here

 

[ferg]

It'll last til the cheque clears!

 

[Buzz-light-bulb]

Call me anything you want but don't call me late for my tea

 

[Besoeker]

I used to be conceited. Now I'm perfect.

 

[Pete999]

"I think I did a good job there boss", "what do you want a paper hat"?

 

[Richard Burns]

"I would admit my faults, if I had any!"