For a bit of fun - Favorite sayings.

[telectrix]

goes without saying.

 

[tidyboiler]

And many so-called celebs. Rife. :coolgleamA:

 

[Geordie Spark]

And many so-called celebs. Rife. :coolgleamA:

Shouldn't you be out getting my fish & chips??

 

[tidyboiler]

Shouldn't you be out getting my fish & chips??

Shouldn't you be massaging my feet? :89:

 

[Geordie Spark]

Shouldn't you be massaging my feet? :89:

I will - after you've wire brushed and washed them!!

 

[telectrix]

careful, geordie. she'll be wanting to borrow your angle grinder for her toenails next. :74:

 

[Geordie Spark]

careful, geordie. she'll be wanting to borrow your angle grinder for her toenails next. :74:

No need - she has her own. What do you think she cuts the scrap up with??

 

[tidyboiler]

No need - she has her own. What do you think she cuts the scrap up with??

Just hoy yer sheets doon, I need to chop some wood. :6:

 

[Carlosfandango]

"He doesn't know if he's going for a ****e or a haircut!"

 

[Guest111]

"it's amazing what you see when you leave your gun at home" used when referring to a very ugly person.

 

[Richard Burns]

I always liked:

"I think, mate, you are suffering from delusions of mediocrity"

 

[trev]

I've used similar but it was delusions of adequacy.

 

[Hawk]

Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny in a socket. Whoever said a penny doesn't go far didn't see him shoot across the living room floor! I told him he was GROUNDED!

 

[Besoeker]

He'd be out of his depth in a car park puddle.

 

[jaypp]

'it's close enough for this turkey shoot', 'you can't polish a turd' and 'you can't rush perfection!'