For a new self employed Person

[MDJ]

If your within 20-25 miles of Gloucester and starting up, let me know, I have a bender, cable jacks, hundreds of bits of kit all types etc in my shed which was in my store before I shut my company down. I would suggest if you are and interested you PM me and we could meet and maybe I could sell you everything for a ridiculously good price as I no longer do work for myself. I would be happy to not only sell you all my bits and bobs for a very good price I would be happy to have a tea and chat as well.

 

[rapparee]

Cable Jack?

Unnecessary decadence, a brush does the job rightly, it's actually the only time I use it.

 

[Tes369]

You'd last two minutes on a big job with a brush being used as a cable jack before health and safety took a photo and everyone's laughing at you in the cabin.

I had a right b#llocking off a health and safety guy once because I didn't have my glove on... I was starting a roll of insulation tape to tie some cables up I politely told him to f#ck off.

My foreman came up to speak with me everyone was watching to confirm that the little jumped up university graduate didn't like being told to F off and my response he agreed with and the petulant boy stormed off to update his Facebook status no doubt

 

[Spoon]

I have a bender

I'm interested in the bender....

 

[WillWX]

I wish I was closer!

 

[Simonslimline]

You'd last two minutes on a big job with a brush being used as a cable jack before health and safety took a photo and everyone's laughing at you in the cabin.

I had a right b#llocking off a health and safety guy once because I didn't have my glove on... I was starting a roll of insulation tape to tie some cables up I politely told him to f#ck off.

My foreman came up to speak with me everyone was watching to confirm that the little jumped up university graduate didn't like being told to F off and my response he agreed with and the petulant boy stormed off to update his Facebook status no doubt

They have to justify their existence some how!

Give it a few years and you will have to rolled in bubblewrap at the induction i expect.

 

[rapparee]

You'd last two minutes on a big job with a brush being used as a cable jack before health and safety took a photo and everyone's laughing at you in the cabin.

I had a right b#llocking off a health and safety guy once because I didn't have my glove on... I was starting a roll of insulation tape to tie some cables up I politely told him to f#ck off.

My foreman came up to speak with me everyone was watching to confirm that the little jumped up university graduate didn't like being told to F off and my response he agreed with and the petulant boy stormed off to update his Facebook status no doubt

I've seen off 5 H&S officers in the last two years

The previous one lasted a fortnight. The power lies with us. If the H&S officers want to go to war, production and the factory stops.

The General Manager needs us more than he needs a H&S Official

 

[Squid]

I'm interested in the bender....

The mind boggles.........

 

[Spoon]

The mind boggles.........

I bet you turned my post into something dirty.... I can't help that mate...

 

[Squid]

I bet you turned my post into something dirty.... I can't help that mate...

Not really I just didn't think a wimp from Lancashire would have the strength to bend a length of conduit, you are the one with the perverted mind that makes assumptions and jumps to conclusions ;o))))))

 

[Spoon]

Not really I just didn't think a wimp from Lancashire would have the strength to bend a length of conduit, you are the one with the perverted mind that makes assumptions and jumps to conclusions ;o))))))

Wimps... You have it all wrong. Everyone knows that the further you go down the uk the wimpier people get. Scottish are tough buggers and southerners are just little cry babies...

 

[Squid]

Scots wear skirts as they are "whoopsies" and "big girls blouses" just like the Frogs.......

You have to be tough to be a Londoner, theres no stroking ferrets here or sleeping with your sisters to procreate....... its all about the Walkabout and fat Aussie birds, its hard mark my words, next time you are down I'll show you the sites ;o))))

This sketch needs a Lancashire accent........

 

[telectrix]

tough my arse. here's a southern version of the gay gordons.

 

[MDJ]

The North is years behind the South, We watch TV in colour down here whilst you play bingo for live chickens.

 

[telectrix]

The North is years behind the South, We watch TV in colour down here whilst you play bingo for live chickens.

typical southerner, living off the backs of us northerners. your TV that you watch was invented by a sweaty sock, the light bulb by a geordie. without them you's still be sitting in your mud hut, watching birds for entertainment and then strapping wings on your bodies and trying to fly.