Friday Night

[adzberry]

Peter Kay promoted John smiths but he never drank it! He's tee total due to his dad drinking himself to death! Bit of useless info for ya there!

 

[skippy2]

Non of the virgins water lager, speckled hen or any real ale for me

 

[Andy78]

That's a pretty bad reaction alright Kingeri. I didn't even get that off some cider that I made in my shed, or a batch of some homebrew hooch made from blackberries we once found in a customers pantry on a rewire. The label on the demijohn said it was due for bottling up sometime in the late 60s.

 

[Andy78]

Peter Kay promoted John smiths but he never drank it! He's tee total due to his dad drinking himself to death! Bit of useless info for ya there!

It's a pity his mam didn't eat herself to death, then he might not be the michelin man's stunt double.

 

[Brightspark2]

It's a pity his mam didn't eat herself to death, then he might not be the michelin man's stunt double.

Its a fat suit, hes really 10 stone!!...

Friday night fact for you there...

More where that come from if your interested...

 

[Silly Sausage]

If you're eating, don't open this link!

Former world's fattest man begs for NHS operation to remove folds of skin after losing 40 STONE | Mail Online

 

[Brightspark2]

If you're eating, don't open this link!

Former world's fattest man begs for NHS operation to remove folds of skin after losing 40 STONE | Mail Online

Oh my...

 

[Andy78]

I'll take it off for him. I've got a new pack of stanley blades, some superglue, and our lass is alright with repair thread and a needle. No need to to pay me for disposal, my settee could do with re-upholstering.

 

[Geordie Spark]

I went through a stage of trying to drink Newcastle Brown once, only for a week or 2, made me ill so went back to the pop

Oh dear God ......... another bloody lightweight!!!

 

[Geordie Spark]

I hope your liver's not packing up Tel!

3 pints of Old Peculiar over here please...

Now yer talkin' bonny lad!!!

 

[Geordie Spark]

I will drink whatever makes the girls good looking, and tonight in my local it will probably need to be a lot.....

Well tonight I sat in a pub and ate a very nice steak, enjoyed a nice drink of Jennings Snecklifter and stared into Tidyboilers big, beautiful brown eyes - no need to look anywhere else.

 

[Geordie Spark]

In an effort to save money due to the tough state of the economy, I decided to try some cheap (59p per 500ml) cans of 6% beer from Home Bargains. Now, on an average night I drink anything from 4-8 cans. I had one of this stuff, I decided it was absolutely vile. Being a typical Yorkshireman however, I decided to persevere with it as I had spent good money on it. I managed to sink two more then went to bed. At approx 3am I woke up with the distinct feeling that I was imminently going to puke up. I made it to the bathroom and the stuff projectile vomited itself out of my mouth, and particularly unpleasantly, out of my nose.

Needless to say, and this is most unlike me, the remaining cans were poured down the drain.

The moral of the story is that you get what you pay for!

What effect did it have on the drains??

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Peter Kay promoted John smiths but he never drank it! He's tee total due to his dad drinking himself to death! Bit of useless info for ya there!

I don't suppose he uses Plusnet Broadband either.

 

[Guest111]

The only problem with real ale (which is what I prefer) is the youth of today are that used to the chemical filled crap that passes for beer that they think a pint of proper stuff has something wrong with it.incidentally did you know that the chemicals in modern beer can cause/aggravate piles?

 

[Rockingit]

When I first relocated down to Somerset a few years ago after meeting the now Mrs Rock, I didn't know the area or people at all so I did a couple of months of evening shifts in a local pub to get to, only its a serious award winning camra pub with never less than 8 guest ales (and often 10-12) on the board plus all the local ciders. I think my system is still recovering even now!!!

 

[telectrix]

Well tonight I sat in a pub and ate a very nice steak, enjoyed a nice drink of Jennings Snecklifter and stared into Tidyboilers big, beautiful brown eyes - no need to look anywhere else.

creep!