Funniest TV or film quotes......

[Des 56]

Is that a pistol in your pocket or are you just glad to see me

Mae West (film unknown)

 

[bigbaddave]

Densil - Its closed
Trigger - Yes
Densil & Delboy - But i thought you said it was 24 hours
Trigger - Yeah but not at night

 

[Dean Williams]

black adder again...
we're in the stickiest situation since Sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun.

 

[Darkwood]

Is that a pistol in your pocket or are you just glad to see me

Mae West (film unknown)

Also quoted into See no evil, Hear no evil... where he take the gun out and the big questionable bulge remains but she did look good in that towel..

 

[High Tower]

Useless move trivia, East Bound and down, the theme song from the movie was written and sung by the late Jerry Reed, who played the snowman. turns out he was a big country artist and acomplised guitarist.

 

[telectrix]

It's not pining, it's passed on. This parrot is no more. It has ceased to be. It's expired and gone to meet its maker. This is a late parrot. It's a stiff. Bereft of life, it rests in peace. If you hadn't nailed it to the perch, it would be pushing up the daisies. It's rung down the curtain and joined the choir invisible. This is an ex-parrot.

 

[benieb]

Im kind of a big deal. people know me. i have mmany leather bound books and my apartment smell of rich mohogany.

love Anchorman

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sex panther, it made form real panther. that way you know its good.

anchorman

 

[RmBo_0]

Harry: One time, we successfully mated a bulldog with a Shih-Tzu.
Mary: Really? That's weird.
Harry: Yeah, we called it a bull****.

Dumb & Dumber

 

[Guest111]

Its just a wild stab in the dark which is exactly what you're going to get in a minute. Blackadder to witch,first series.

 

[High Tower]

I think our invitation to the hun ball has gone for a Burton!

 

[benieb]

del boy after chandillier falls,

Del: do you have our adress and telephone mumber?
Butler: No
Del: Good ( and legs it)

 

[EoinConway]

From 'The Office' Training room episode:

Brent: I'd like to make a complaint please
Rowan: I don't care
Brent: Well i am staying at the hotel
Rowan: I don't care
Brent: Well you are an ambassador for the hotel
Rowan: I don't ca.....
Brent: I think there's been a rape up there!!!!
Brent: I got his attention......always get their attention

 

[Kamikaze]

Sgt. Barnes in Platoon; “You smoke this s**t as to escape from reality? Me, I don't need this s**t. I am reality!”

 

[Robotstar5]

I think it was one of Bruce Willis lines "if I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you"

 

[monkeyelectric]

Blackadder "my god what was i drinking last night, my head feels like there's a frenchman living in it"