Gnat hits windscreen

[Des 56]

Good fun thread
The age old question, a Fly flying in the Train carriage,the train travels from Cardiff to Swansea
Did the Fly fly there or did it take a Train ride

 

[FatAlan]

What's the last thing that went through the gnat's mind as it hit the windscreen? ....











It's a..e!

Sorry .. that's the only thing that went through my mind when I read the post. There's probably some good applied maths in the question but I'll stick to vey old jokes.

 

[Barry White]

The gnat is traveling towards the windscreen it will momentary stop a millisecond or so then will travel in the opposite direction with the car.The car will lose a tiny bit of momentum.

 

[willy fixit]

The gnat is traveling towards the windscreen it will momentary stop a millisecond or so then will travel in the opposite direction with the car.The car will lose a tiny bit of momentum.

If the Gnat weighed the same as a brick then you would see the deflection in the windscreen!

 

[FatAlan]

Imagine one of those ultra violet fly zappers on the wall of a chip shop. Then picture a fly caught in its glare flying towards it. Milliseconds before it hits the electric field it has a heart attack. Fortunately it's momentum carries it forward and it hits the electrified grill restarting its heart.









What are the chances of that happening? ....'Harry Hill'

 

[LeeH]

Good fun thread
The age old question, a Fly flying in the Train carriage,the train travels from Cardiff to Swansea
Did the Fly fly there or did it take a Train ride

Or the 'will a plane take off on a conveyor belt' one