Great Quotes...............

[telectrix]

man who looks into night sky and sees no stars has clouded vision.

confucius.

 

[Duncan Norman]

"I told you I was ill" Spike Milligans epitaph

 

[Pete999]

"I told you I was ill" Spike Milligans epitaph

"Just a small -----" the phlebotomist every two weeks taking my blood sample. Or "sorry about that" the same Woman.

 

[Duncan Norman]

". .it is a mere question of time when men will succeed in attaching their machinery to the very wheel-work of nature." -Nickola Tesla
(addressing the Amer. Inst. of Electrical. Engineering 1891)

 

[EbolaSideRoom]

“History? It’s just one bloody thing after another, isn’t it?!”

Alan Bennett

 

[telectrix]

he who never made a mistake, made nothing.

anon.

 

[Duncan Norman]

"Always look on the bright side of life" Life of Brian film, quote / song

 

[telectrix]

"Always look on the bright side of life" Life of Brian film, quote / song

top film. ranks with Blazing Saddles, Airplane, and Holy Grail.

 

[Squid]

My God I have met some pricks in my time, but you sir are a cactus.......

 

[old plodder]

Reality is an illusion brought about by lack of alcohol

 

[Deleted member 26818]

Those who can, do.
Those who can't, teach.

George Bernard Shaw.

 

[telectrix]

if i want to play with a pr1ck, i'll play with my own.

W.C.Fields when asked if he's like to play a round of golf with Bing Crosby.

 

[electric al]

Dunno guess it must be the gypsy in me .

WC Fields when asked why he had moved to an identical house next door .

 

[Pete999]

When we eventually meet with ETs it won't be like we think is, some Turkey on TV can't recall the name, but if we don't know what it will be like, how do we know, pass the bottle.

 

[Kamikaze]

Hold my alternating current, I’m going in!

Buzz Lightyear