Great Quotes...............

[telectrix]

deletshed

 

[Kamikaze]

The secret to a successful marriage is to keep his stomach full and his balls empty.

Nigella Lawson

 

[old plodder]

I would not say I am unlucky but if I fell into a tub of nipples I would come out sucking my thumb

 

[electric al]

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy .

Benjamin Franklin

 

[H]

We can do this, but you need to help me.

Anon

 

[Silly Sausage]

The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time.
Bertrand Russell. (debatable)

 

[HappyHippyDad]

The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing.

Socrates.

I relate to this more and more the older I get.

 

[westward10]

If the drowning man continues to swim out to sea it is best to let them drown.

 

[HappyHippyDad]

If the drowning man continues to swim out to sea it is best to let them drown.

Not if there's a really fit mermaid.

 

[westward10]

Just looking through is and all my quotes were my own garbles maybe I should write a book.