Grim Reaper was knocking!

[Darkwood]

I can see this thread also having a grim ending soon with the direction its taken ... and D.Skelton is that yours it looks like a penis but a lot smaller!

 

[pepparz]

I was cutting some unistrut with my grinder when this

How did u manage to cut ur cock off

 

[pepparz]

Aagghhh it is unall

 

[D Skelton]

I can see this thread also having a grim ending soon with the direction its taken ... and D.Skelton is that yours it looks like a penis but a lot smaller!

That's coz it is a penis Sherlock! Only it's half of one

 

[High Tower]

Damien, I've removed the post with the pic mate, funny as it is, probably not suitable for public viewing

 

[D Skelton]

Damien, I've removed the post with the pic mate, funny as it is, probably not suitable for public viewing

Sorry boss

 

[High Tower]

Sorry boss

I thought it was funny tbh, if it was the arms or 3000 club I wouldn't have deleted it.

 

[trev]

I missed it. Sometimes I hate working weak ends

 

[High Tower]

I missed it. Sometimes I hate working weak ends

It was someone's severed pecker, lying on the floor like a half eaten saveloy in the gutter!, enough to make your eyes water!

 

[not clever]

1: On patrol our 4 man brick passes through, second brick passes through, last man turns the corner & the Christmas tree along with the front of mcdonalds in the town center disappear due to an IED.

2: I'm driving a SP gun on a dark wet night on convoy lights through the glorious German forest round Hohne way, only me & the commander on board others are in the following stolwart, side of dirt track collapses & gun is wedged at an angle in a deep ditch if I hadn't dropped into the drivers capola might have been a bad day.

And a last one where somebody else was lucky...............Grafenwoehr Germany range roads slick with ice, Yank airborne trooper steps out in to the road right in front of me waving me down at his check point.............30ish tonne SP gun on ice, yeh right I can stop just like that. The gun slid like torvil & dean & the yank dived for the ditch. ****** made us late because we threw a track.

 

[trev]

It was someone's severed pecker, lying on the floor like a half eaten saveloy in the gutter!, enough to make your eyes water!

Damian was "kind" enough to PM me the pic, I had nightmares last night

 

[shanky887614]

Damian was "kind" enough to PM me the pic, I had nightmares last night

Why did you sharpen the kitchen knifes recently?