How Sad Young Douchebags Took Over Modern Britain

[shanky887614]

Told you he's a hippy joke lol

I don't have long hair though.

Its thinning, a couple more years and tony will have more pink hair than I have on my head XD

 

[trev]

Ream = To annihilate the rectum of your sexual partner while performing ---- sex.

Well, when I was taught how to install conduit I was told we always had to ream the ends and had a special reaming tool to use.
I saw some getting chucked in the other day and the lads abusing the stuff had never heard of a reaming tool and said they thought your definition was the only one.
While I'm on, when did it become socially acceptable for big fat ugly pigs to go out in their pyjamas? Why do the fit ones never go out in skimpy things? It's only ever the ones who, if they were lying on a beach would get pushed into the water by Greenpeace

 

[D Skelton]

Well, when I was taught how to install conduit I was told we always had to ream the ends and had a special reaming tool to use.
I saw some getting chucked in the other day and the lads abusing the stuff had never heard of a reaming tool and said they thought your definition was the only one.

I call it a deburring tool. I've never heard it referred to as a reaming tool before :s

The official definition of 'to ream' is to widen something.

While I'm on, when did it become socially acceptable for big fat ugly pigs to go out in their pyjamas? Why do the fit ones never go out in skimpy things? It's only ever the ones who, if they were lying on a beach would get pushed into the water by Greenpeace

Haha, totally agree! It's the classic scummy mummy look isn't it. Pyjama bottoms, Ugg boots and a grey knitted top!

 

[trev]

Plus a small baby covered in chocolate balanced on one (enormous) hip. How do these women ever have more than one kid? I can't think of any reason to shag them once let alone go back for more

 

[shanky887614]

Called a reamer on amazon etc

 

[pepparz]

Plus a small baby covered in chocolate balanced on one (enormous) hip. How do these women ever have more than one kid? I can't think of any reason to shag them once let alone go back for more

all the kids have different fathers(cant really call them fathers though as once they've pulled out they do a runner)

 

[telectrix]

haha. once was a social worker visited a single mum with 7 kids, all boys ranging from 12 months to 10 years old. when asked the names, the mother relied: " wayne, wayne, wayne, wayne, wayne, wayne,and wayne".

"why all the same?" asked the social worker.

"when it's time for a meal or time for bed, i just shout "wayne" and they all come together" says the mother.

"how do you get them one at a time?" asks the social worker.

"easy" says the mother, " i just call them by their surname".

 

[Guest111]

I could weep when I see the youth of today,heard one lad last night going on about guns and how cool they were,bet he's never looked down the barrel of one! I have on a couple of occasions,from the wrong end and it ain't good.They all walk round with those daft pants with the arse round the knees and think they're smart,they don't want a job a lot of them,and it really winds me up when I see them rushing to the off licence to spend their giro on beer!Now I was a teenager in the early 80's and we weren't angels by any means,I was a biker back then however we'd help anyone out if they were in trouble,I stopped a few times to change peoples tyres and the like.Most of us got jobs as well and it was drummed into us that you had to work!Yes we went out on the lash at weekends,but we worked hard during the week and I can honestly say I never lost a day through a hangover,work hard play hard was a maxim we lived by and I don't remember ever ganging up on anyone,yes there were fights but it was always one on one and when it was over you shook hands and that was the end of it.A few years ago there was a bloke not far from me who was killed when he confronted a gang of drunken yobs who were making his family's life hell,even last night a young lad of about 13 wandered onto my property and when I warned him to leave he informed me that if my dog bit him it would have to be put down,incidentally he seemed surprised when I informed him that actually since he was trespassing if he got bitten then it was his own fault and my dog would not be put down.The whole country is going to hell in a handcart and something needs to be done with these wasters,I believe there should be some form of national service brought back,maybe not military but something that teaches them manners and a decent work ethic.We have lots of problems at the moment,a lack of housing being one of them,why not have a construction industry type of national service where they do 2 years learning a trade such as plumbing,electrics,joinery etc and that way they'd be learning and earning and solving a major problem at the same time.

 

[pepparz]

i agree, but until they bring back the cane and teach kids to respect elders and people in authority things will never change

 

[Guest111]

i agree, but until they bring back the cane and teach kids to respect elders and people in authority things will never change

Yes exactly,where has all this crap come from? The other day there was a kid giving a copper grief and he was giving it large about how the copper wasn't going to get his respect because the copper hadn't earned it!WTF in my day you had respect for people older than you AND for people in authority,I met quite a few of these types when I was a dog handler and one thing they learned pretty quick was that they may not have respected me but it was a damned good idea to show the dog some respect.

 

[pepparz]

at my sons first school whenever one of the children had misbehaved the teacher would'nt bollok them they'd just say " i think you've made the wrong decision" which is absolutly pathetic.

 

[ruston]

Plus a small baby covered in chocolate balanced on one (enormous) hip. How do these women ever have more than one kid? I can't think of any reason to shag them once let alone go back for more

Twins or quads lol.

 

[Spoon]

Yes exactly,where has all this crap come from? The other day there was a kid giving a copper grief and he was giving it large about how the copper wasn't going to get his respect because the copper hadn't earned it!WTF in my day you had respect for people older than you AND for people in authority,I met quite a few of these types when I was a dog handler and one thing they learned pretty quick was that they may not have respected me but it was a damned good idea to show the dog some respect.

You see a lot of this "respect your elders" these days. My son came up to me and said "Dad, you should respect you elders, shouldn't you?" I told him "No, respect is earned....." then went into a long talk about still being polite and helping people.
I'm not getting at anyone here but I don't like the saying "respect your elders". I am 46. I don't expect some young lad to respect me, when he doesn't know me. That's just pain silly.... I do expect them to be polite and not rude.
I respect a couple of young lads at the Dojo a lot more than I do some of the people I've been working for for 26 years.

 

[pepparz]

You see a lot of this "respect your elders" these days. My son came up to me and said "Dad, you should respect you elders, shouldn't you?" I told him "No, respect is earned....." then went into a long talk about still being polite and helping people.
I'm not getting at anyone here but I don't like the saying "respect your elders". I am 46. I don't expect some young lad to respect me, when he doesn't know me. That's just pain silly.... I do expect them to be polite and not rude.
I respect a couple of young lads at the Dojo a lot more than I do some of the people I've been working for for 26 years.

i disagree here, its better for young people to have respect for others in the first place. didnt u respect teachers/police before u got to know them.
sounds like ur son had the right idea to begin with.

 

[Guest111]

You see a lot of this "respect your elders" these days. My son came up to me and said "Dad, you should respect you elders, shouldn't you?" I told him "No, respect is earned....." then went into a long talk about still being polite and helping people.
I'm not getting at anyone here but I don't like the saying "respect your elders". I am 46. I don't expect some young lad to respect me, when he doesn't know me. That's just pain silly.... I do expect them to be polite and not rude.
I respect a couple of young lads at the Dojo a lot more than I do some of the people I've been working for for 26 years.

You appear to have defeated your own argument,being polite is actually a form of respect,as is being courteous and helpful.