Every time I call Virgin Media, Orange telecoms or my bank I end-up with the call being answered by someone whose first language is not English and who I can't understand nor can they understand me. Consequently a simple enquiry takes about three times longer than it should and boils my wee wee. I am now in the habit of asking for someone who speaks English - and I get what I want. This has nothing to do with racism but everything to do with not having my time wasted unnecessarily.
They cannot pronounce the letter "V" either - it comes out as a "W" - so we have the scenario of the doctor telling his lady patient; "I will give you some cream to put on your wagina". (as told to me by Tidyboiler)