my turn for a rant!

[Guest77]

unnatural foods being... rice, pasta, yoghurt, muesli, mayonaisse ( which i refer to as donkey snot) all forms of milk pudding. all stuff my lady says i'm awkward for not eating. what's wrong with good old steak and chips?

Nothing I love it, it is just so expensive lol

 

[Guest111]

guess Sundays brings all us grumpy buggers out,cheers lads I'm feeling better already.Now if one of you could send me a nice slim 18yo blonde lady I'd be really happy,probably half dead but what a way to go.lol

 

[telectrix]

how about this?:

 

[Kamikaze]

Now if one of you could send me a nice slim 18yo blonde lady I'd be really happy

Are you sure? This is what 18 year olds are like!:willy_nilly:
[video=youtube;N6j475XI1Xg]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6j475XI1Xg[/video]

 

[shanky887614]

i dont have a drinking problem, im a lightweight 5 or 6 pints in a night and ill be on me arse

 

[trev]

While I despise the amount of programmes on TV dedicated to cooking (there's even some weird gameshow now with a cooking theme which is unbelievably complicated) I think some of them have to be there to show idiots what they're doing wrong. It's not that difficult to somewhere, buy reasonably priced FRESH ingredients then take them home and assemble them into a nourishing meal.

Instead, a lot live out of their microwaves and couldn't cook a meal from scratch if their lives depended on it.

 

[brucelee]

What Rant you should be a MP then we would all be better off

Happy Birthday Have a good one

 

[Guest111]

how about this?:

I hope you've wrapped her properly,bloody postmen would nick that round here.lol

 

[trev]

Anyway, before I forget. Happy Birthday Phil Ye auld tw@

 

[Guest111]

Are you sure? This is what 18 year olds are like!:willy_nilly:
[video=youtube;N6j475XI1Xg]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6j475XI1Xg[/video]

That bird was totally mad,maybe she was one of my ex's

 

[Guest111]

Anyway, before I forget. Happy Birthday Phil Ye auld tw@

Cheers mate.

 

[Guest111]

i dont have a drinking problem, im a lightweight 5 or 6 pints in a night and ill be on me arse

Me to mate,only problem is these days I can't afford 4 or 5 pints of bourbon!A couple of years back the brother in law came up to visit and we had a session,a litre of malt and 3/4 litre of vodka,I felt bad about getting him p155ed until he admitted that I'd drunk most of it

 

[trev]

Cheers mate.

You're very welcome mate, I'm raising a glass (well a can really) to many more of them for you.

 

[Guest111]

You're very welcome mate, I'm raising a glass (well a can really) to many more of them for you.

Cheers Trev,just had a nice surprise,the eldest has been around with the grandkids and actually dropped a card and present off,200 smokes, had to laugh because he's just come back from holiday and I paid him to bring me a box of rolling baccy back,so I'll probably smoke myself to death.

 

[shanky887614]

Me to mate,only problem is these days I can't afford 4 or 5 pints of bourbon!A couple of years back the brother in law came up to visit and we had a session,a litre of malt and 3/4 litre of vodka,I felt bad about getting him p155ed until he admitted that I'd drunk most of it

last time i was really bad i had about

1 pint
1 single brandy
2 x double brandys
next bar
3 doubles
then i got conned into paying for a round of shots and no one was drinking them. i got a couple down then after that i remember stumbling through the door 3 hours later