Never have I ever!!!!!

[D00DY_T00DY]

Hi all,

Seeing as it's Friday thought it'd be a bit of fun to play a drinking game
(Alcohol is optional)

Basically someone says never have i ever... do etc. If you have you drink (Or like the post etc)

Try keep it clean for a little bit ey?

Be honest if you're taking part!

I'll start..
Never have I ever smashed my face with my own snips whilst stripping cable

Maybe add a back story with your suggestions so it's not as incriminating on your part lol.

 

[Rpa07]

I could be wrong!

 

[D00DY_T00DY]

Doodys just lost his 'V' to the Monty Python phenomenon so every second post has a reference - he's a lad he'll calm down or go chase a stick or something!

Cheeky.
Just my all time favourite film so tend to quote it.

Alot

 

[Rpa07]

It's making Tel go all wibbly though!

As an aside the predictive text for doody pulls up doofus! Now that's funny!

 

[D00DY_T00DY]

It's making Tel go all wibbly though!

As an aside the predictive text for doody pulls up doofus! Now that's funny!

Perhaps predictive text isn't always so wrong as people seem to believe

 

[freddo]

Did you make the sound of surprise and alarm?

No, that never happens...

Never have I ever forgotten to swap the phases on the delta part of one of the motors when changing the direction of rotation on several star/delta fan motors, so it started forwards then suddenly attempted to reverse when it changed to delta. I wouldn't know, but that might have made the sound of surprise and alarm.
I'm a good electrician really!

 

[D00DY_T00DY]

No, that never happens...

Never have I ever forgotten to swap the phases on the delta part of one of the motors when changing the direction of rotation on several star/delta fan motors, so it started forwards then suddenly attempted to reverse when it changed to delta. I wouldn't know, but that might have made the sound of surprise and alarm.
I'm a good electrician really!

Haha
I've once been to a job on a Sunday after the guys "electrician" (to be fair it was a good job so far) where the spotlights kept tripping and he couldn't figure it out after spending Friday until 6 tearing his hair out (And the wall for a screwed cable)

So I take a peak inside the board... he disconnected it and I saw the neutral long enough to go on the opposite RCD. Sorted

Also tried to be converted to be a muslim. Had to politely decline and obstain from religion

 

[Paul228]

You've just reminded me of an incident about twenty odd years ago..
Friend of mine who's also a spark. Fitted an outside light for a guy who played in the same pool team. It was a quick job..
Unfortunately the light kept going on and off when it felt like it.
So we both went to look at it ( we had nowt better to do and he only lived 2mins from the pub).
Long story short...he had cut into a cable fed from his room stat... So it went off when the boiler went off..it was funny and embarrassing for him.
He still hasn't lived it down.

 

[D00DY_T00DY]

You've just reminded me of an incident about twenty odd years ago..
Friend of mine who's also a spark. Fitted an outside light for a guy who played in the same pool team. It was a quick job..
Unfortunately the light kept going on and off when it felt like it.
So we both went to look at it ( we had nowt better to do and he only lived 2mins from the pub).
Long story short...he had cut into a cable fed from his room stat... So it went off when the boiler went off..it was funny and embarrassing for him.
He still hasn't lived it down.

But I constantly get asked "has that radiator come on yet? Just put your hand on it and see"
Be much easier with a light to signify.

 

[Dave OCD]

"Is the heating on ?" "Hang on I'll just look at the outside light"

 

[Dave OCD]

And never have I ever cut a mitre joint on trunking in the wrong direction.

 

[D00DY_T00DY]

Never have I ever spent 3 hours trying to put up Swedish flat pack furniture and still not finish it at 1 in the morning on a bank holiday Monday.

Never have I ever esembled it wrong (a few times) only to realise when it comes to a later step and have to take it all back apart.

 

[Kamikaze]

Never have I ever traced an intermitted fault using an unauthorized test method until the fault presented itself in a more meaningful manner.

 

[Wilko]

Never have I ever traced an intermitted fault using an unauthorized test method until the fault presented itself in a more meaningful manner.

Never have I inadvertently used said unauthorised test method ...

 

[Wilko]

Never have I ever thrown in the towel and gone for coffee and cake

 

[Kamikaze]

Never have I ever accidentally dropped my favourite cutters down the cavity at a fire station and was forced to carefully knock out a breeze block at low level to retrieve it.