Not being discriminating in any way, but...

[Deleted member 26818]

Feck! Can't believe I clicked on that link just as Mrs Pirate walked in on me!
"Just looking for a new dishwasher for you, sweetie"...
Didn't work...

Now we know what adverts will be coming up on the forum for you over the next few months.

 

[ruston]

Now we know what adverts will be coming up on the forum for you over the next few months.

I wish I had never opened that one for those cheap screwdrivers .
I even have them on my email page now.

 

[pirate]

"Ha ha, that's got you stumped, Pirate!"

Feck off Jabber!

 

[Deleted member 26818]

I wish I had never opened that one for those cheap screwdrivers .
I even have them on my email page now.

You have to click in the top right corner, and tell them it’s not relevant, or already purchased.

 

[Deleted member 26818]

I’ve just signed up for an online business bank account.
Supposed to sort out your income and expenditure and do your taxes for you.
So now I apparently need another dozen bank accounts and credit cards.

 

[pirate]

Hmm...
clicked on top right hand corner...

WTF is Live Jasmine?

 

[ruston]

Opposite to what you will be if you eat one.

 

[pirate]

I'll bear that in mind, thanks Ruston!

 

[electric al]

The Russian dishwasher will quickly stop working if you don’t have the funds to maintain it just like a British one really

 

[Gavin John Hyde]

The Russian dishwasher will quickly stop working if you don’t have the funds to maintain it just like a British one really

Its the modern equivalent of coin operated machines in a laundrette, the russian requires monthly bacs transfers

 

[Squid]

Oh, I never bothered with real French maids...just bought the outfits...

ok, ok...don't judge! You know you have done it!

Oh dear, drags out last years joke but always relevant to Pirate.....

 

[electric al]

Although i've heard the Taiwanese model is particularly effective in rinse mode

 

[PEG]

You have to be careful and take time,to correctly insert the appropriate item,in to your dishwasher.

It was my failing,in this department,which now has me on an offenders register...

 

[Squid]

You have to be careful and take time,to correctly insert the appropriate item,in to your dishwasher.

It was my failing,in this department,which now has me on an offenders register...

She was 15?

 

[Gavin John Hyde]

need a ting tong!