Not being discriminating in any way, but...

[PEG]

She was 15?

...If Bo Derek was a 10....she was a 0.5

 

[Cadgey123]

What do you do when the dishwasher breaks?

Give her a slap

Sorry couldn’t help myself

 

[littlespark]

OP?
What was the question?

 

[Wilko]

need a ting tong!

I've got sore ribs at present (nothing good ever happened in a loft) and it hurts to laugh, so please have a thought for my well being and put a warning next time .

 

[oracle]

Feck! Can't believe I clicked on that link just as Mrs Pirate walked in on me!
"Just looking for a new dishwasher for you, sweetie"...
Didn't work...

Wait until she's watching TV before you do stuff like that. My wife didn't notice the ceiling fell down, just peered at the screen through the dust cloud

 

[Squid]

Wait until she's watching TV before you do stuff like that. My wife didn't notice the ceiling fell down, just peered at the screen through the dust cloud

You had another woman with you "testing" the mattress?

 

[oracle]

You had another woman with you "testing" the mattress?

Why do you think the ceiling fell down?

 

[Squid]

You didn't put it up properly as a ceiling won't fall down in 15 seconds........