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........ and why dont they need watches?

Because any self-respecting husband would ensure the cooker has a digital timer/clock function!
 
haha. i've lost count of the number of calls i've had over the years to " cooker won't work". silly mares had inadvertently put them on timer.
 
haha. i've lost count of the number of calls i've had over the years to " cooker won't work". silly mares had inadvertently put them on timer.

Now you're telling porkies! How many women even know where the timer is, let alone are able to switch it on inadvertently or not ......

I correct that, perhaps they were covering for the husbands!
 
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