onsite inventions!

[silverfox1]

Old Proverb Necessity is the mother of invention. A can do attitude comes in handy in some circumstances.

 

[jimmymac]

I'm in the process of designing a product that will be an engineering REVOLUTION. I can't give too much away but it involves a sort of round, polo mint shaped item on the end of a stick or AXLE. It will turn or ROTATE whilst it is in contact with the ground. Myself and my business partner are designing it but we haven't decided what WHEEL call it

 

[PEG]

Well list those patents internationally,i didn't,and now everybody is manufacturing my solar powered sun-beds...

 

[Adam W]

Not strictly 'on site' but I came up with an idea for this type of business.
Basically you deliver cooking oil to restaurants, collect the used cooking oil and convert it into biodiesel.
The idea was to start small working from a shed just making enough to fuel the van, then move up to an industrial unit and an old petrol station.
It seems nowadays everyone's doing it - I should have been quicker off the mark.

 

[Guest77]

I invented the choc box back in 1999. The problem was Dragons Den wasn't around nor did I have the money or inclination.

Shame, or I'd be spending all my time now in Bangkok snorting Charlie off a prostitutes thigh.

thats nothing to brag about, I wouldn't use one of those under any circumstances, total carp

 

[shanky887614]

I rang Schneider Tech' and asked a few questions about their PLC logic programming as I was trying to develop a program .... they said I that their PLC can't do what I wanted to which I explained I had already achieved it using their logic program ...they had me send my program and confirmed I had used the unit for a purpose they hadn't realised it could do.... after this all my calls go to their top guys and they give me full respect ... Ive even been asked if I wanted a job but was in a jovial context.

if you can retire to the one in ashby.

they got proper kitchen with games room etc and there building proper training room so you will have loads of toys to play with

 

[Silly Sausage]

Oi Shanks!
If you're a trainee, I'm chief engineer at the LHC!

 

[shanky887614]

Oi Shanks!
If you're a trainee, I'm chief engineer at the LHC!

what is lhc?

Me im a trainee honestly, I havent touched any of the risk and method statement parts of the nvq yet (ill wait till I can't sleep then do it)

 

[ian.settle1]

Merlin have you by any chance got a brother called old jag lover???

Probably comes from the same clan with webbing between their fingers and toes