overwieght mrs

[Gravid]

Nowt wrong with big birds, cover em with flour and aim for the wet spot...bigger the cushion, better the pushin.

 

[dufjax]

NO COMMENT!

Jim

 

[kung]

Get her to walk 10 miles a day for 2 weeks ! by two weeks time the fat fslnlfvl will be 140 miles away !

 

[Notsosmart]

Letter arrived this morning
She had already opened it and left it on the table,I had a nose

Sorry to hear about your dis appointment last tuesday,hope everything goes well for you in the future

Is uncle fester dead ?
Aunty daisy pushing them up ?

No weight watchers concerned she didn't lose and was dis appointed
Good job she didn't put any on
I dread to think what they would send, sympathy card maybe,wreath, who knows

Classic

& Kung your a leg,end

 

[Phil C]

Last night my wife said she wanted a rape alarm,
so at 5.30 this morning I put tape over her mouth,
held her down, f*cked her in the arse and
whispered: "Time to get up Babe!"

 

[solo2771]

i lucky got rid of mine lol