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Octopus
Thanks Wirepuller and Murdoch. My electrical knowledge is only from trying to understand most of the stuff I've read and seen onsite, plus I like physics and my son does physics so I end up watching a lot of stuff with him. If I was younger I think I'd do a few courses and the 17th as I quite like it, but as for being on my knees and crawling around tight spots I'd rather not ;-) I think most people can become fascinated with electricity when you ask the question "what is electricity, what actually is it" and to nearly everyone its probably a mystery (me included) which is nuts considering we all have been through school and the very thing that shapes our world, in general the average joe knows nothing about it - in fact it's magic juice to most us.
I am getting tests done again in around 3 weeks, will have the Ze re-checked and do the RCD 1x 5x again along with Zs. I think I have rights now to upload pics. Also when my mate has finished working away, he's in Egypt at the mo, and will be back in about 7 weeks, he said he'll give it a test as well.
When this is done, keep quiet and see what all the "results" are before saying anything. I have to wonder if the tests done before were reliable given what you've outlined.
Please "report back" with the findings.