pondering

[Moley]

Crazy fool!

Now and then you have to live life on the edge and take these chances! 45 deg it is next time

 

[Moley]

What ever the torque screwdriver says

It usually says 'click'. At least my torque wrench does. Not that I use a torque wrench to tighten screws.

 

[Moley]

We have lost our way on this planet

I used to feel the same way then I decided to ditch the Navman and buy a TomTom. Life is a much better place now

 

[SparkySy]

Thats where I've been going wrong all these years!

 

[telectrix]

Bizarre question.
Scousers exist to anoy us Mancs!

trust a manc.... annoy.... 2 N2's just because manchester only has 1.

 

[telectrix]

my torque driver says "i'm pi$$ed off now, i've had enough"

 

[littlespark]

logical jim. we need tools to cut cheesecake and open beer bottles.

Cut cheesecake? That suggests you’re going to share....
And beer bottles? I’ve still got a chip in my front tooth from when I was 16 and didn’t have a bottle opener.

 

[telectrix]

Cut cheesecake? That suggests you’re going to share....
And beer bottles? I’ve still got a chip in my front tooth from when I was 16 and didn’t have a bottle opener.

chip in front tooth no problem. add vinegar and tomato sauce and lick it off.

 

[Spoon]

Cut cheesecake? That suggests you’re going to share...

It would have to be a bloody big cheesecake for me to share...

 

[telectrix]

It would have to be a bloody big cheesecake for me to share...

just 4 U:

This lavish New York cheesecake has become the world’s most expensive

Dessert lovers will be excited to know that Ristorante Rafele in New York has earned the Guinness World Records title for the most expensive cheesecake, and it’s just as grand as you'd imagine

www.guinnessworldrecords.com

 

[James]

Why we are here,
to fight Entropy ,the universe tends to disorder.
Now should screw slots face
a) Horizontal
b) Vertical
( When is too early to open 1st bottle of beer?)

Screw slots should always be vertical.
unless your in a totally uncaring mood.

then you have to point them all the right way when you get back next day with a clear head!!

 

[Spoon]

just 4 U:

This lavish New York cheesecake has become the world’s most expensive

Dessert lovers will be excited to know that Ristorante Rafele in New York has earned the Guinness World Records title for the most expensive cheesecake, and it’s just as grand as you'd imagine

www.guinnessworldrecords.com

I'll stick with my £3 cheesecakes thanks mate.. Not paying 3 grand for one.

 

[The Ghost]

came in a flask

I know we can slur a little when we have had a brew or five.

 

[happysteve]

Now should screw slots face
a) Horizontal
b) Vertical

Vertical; unless there's a strong wood grain... in which case, match it to that.

 

[telectrix]

ANY WAY, THEN FIT THE PLASTIC CAPS. OOPS cap lock strikes again.